Functionally Right-Tarded
Functionally Right-Tarded
Justifying Your Own Idiocy
By Comparing Yourself To God
The best part about this post is that I’m not making it up
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Best Actor Award
Best Actor Award
Conservatives Who Convince You They Care
About Average Americans Deserve One
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The X-Presidents Weigh In On Consumer Protection
The Nuclear Option
The Nuclear Option
So Simple
Even Conservatives Can Understand It
Or maybe I should refer to it as the Nuke-u-lur option
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Conservative Compassion
Conservative Compassion
Meet Sen. Jim “Tough Shit” Bunning
Do They Grow These Parasites From A Tree?
I’m sure there are infinitely more articulate ways to describe this guy, but this one fits pretty well. What an asshole!
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Government Healthcare
Government Healthcare
Good Enough For The Dark Lord
But not Good Enough For The Rest Of Us
Guess which heartless spawn of Satan went to the hospital today?
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Conservative Purity
Conservative Purity
Because 100% Dogshit Is Easier To Clean Up
In case you hadn’t heard, the CPAC convention was held this week, the biggest collection of batshiat crazy Neo-Con, Conservative, Teabagging fucktards since, well since the last Sarah Palin rally. But have no fear. When Lefty runs out of ideas Glenn Beck opens his piehole. It’s like manna from heaven if you believe in that kind of mythology.
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