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1. Keith:

   In historical times, a true leader was the first to take up arms and go into battle. The leader was the first to risk boldily harm and even death, before all other soldiers. I don’t know where that virtue/honor went…but leaders today are the last to die in battle. I don’t know why we call them “leaders”…rather, they are just “observers”.

   18 December 2007, 5:21 am

2. Rick Blodgett:

   Republicans care enough to serve for our country, democrats are selfish enough to lie for themselves.

   30 March 2008, 12:30 am

3. Lefty McLefterson:

   Ricky, Ricky, Ricky…

   I’m not sure which of your assertions is dumber, that Republicans serve their country, or that they don’t lie. I am assuming that you’re a Republican so I’m going to try and use really short words.

   Here’s a little something I dug up on AWOLBush.com. (It’s a quick cut and paste job, so click the link if you want full context)

   Here’s a little snippet of your favorite pundits:

   * George Will, did not serve
   * Chris Matthews, Mediawhore, did not serve. (However, apparently served in the Peace Corps.)
   * Bill O’Reilly, did not serve
   * Paul Gigot, did not serve.
   * Bill Bennett, Did not serve
   * Pat Buchanan, did not serve
   * Rush Limbaugh, did not serve (4-F with a ‘pilonidal cyst’ [see "The Rush Limbaugh Story" by Paul D. Colford, St. Martin's Press, 1993, Chapter 2: Beating the Draft.])
   * Michael Savage (aka Michael Alan Weiner) – did not serve, too busy chasing herbs and botany degrees in Hawaii and Fiji
   * John Wayne, did not serve
   * Pat Robertson – claimed during 1986 campaign to be a “combat veteran.” In reality, was a “Liquor Officer.”
   * Bill Kristol, did not serve
   * Sean Hannity, did not serve.
   * Kenneth Starr, did not serve
   * Antonin Scalia, did not serve
   * Clarence Thomas, did not serve
   * Ralph Reed, did not serve
   * Michael Medved, did not serve
   * Charlie Daniels, did not serve
   * Ted Nugent, did not serve
   * Country Singer Toby Keith, did not serve. (1)
   * Radio Host Phil Hendrie, did not serve.

   Cheney got himself 5 deferments in a row and your boy W went AWOL. I wish I could’ve pulled that kind of crap when I was in, but my father didn’t have the kind of pull to keep my ass out of prison, so I kept my nose clean.

   And for the record, I’m a Democrat and I served my country so kiss my ass Rick!

   30 March 2008, 3:30 pm

4. Les Lefterson:

   Hey daddy! Don’t I look cool!!!!

   26 November 2008, 6:23 pm

5. Martin de Salterain:

   To the owner of a March, 2008, san-serif Arial, conservative comment; you are parked in a “NO BULLSHIT” zone. Your ass WILL be towed. I repeat; Rick Blodgett, you are parked in a “NO BULLSHIT” zone. Your ass WILL be towed.

   Oh and Mr. “Lefterson”… All I have to say is “PURE GENIUS.” I believe an honest calling of “OWNAGE” is appropriate.

   That is all.

   14 March 2009, 4:06 pm

6. Martin de Salterain:

   I’m sorry, it was “McLefterson.” Irish democrat, are we? Sorry I left that out. It won’t happen again

   14 March 2009, 4:10 pm

7. your ass:

   Demicons and republicrats are all liars and power hungry poots.The only diff is,lebrals tend to only like there version of freedom of speach.Any one else thats non libral are racist.Kinda 1 sided isnt it.I hope you all get the slavery from comie obamie you all so much deserve.

   12 May 2010, 12:17 pm

8. ThaMarine:

   Nice spelling, your ass.

   15 May 2010, 5:11 am

9. DLZ:

   Hooked on teabonics worked for your ass.

   22 May 2010, 9:20 am

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