Functionally Right-Tarded
Functionally Right-Tarded
Justifying Your Own Idiocy
By Comparing Yourself To God
The best part about this post is that I’m not making it up
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Archive for the ‘Conservative Groups’ Category.
Best Actor Award
Best Actor Award
Conservatives Who Convince You They Care
About Average Americans Deserve One
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Conservative Compassion
Conservative Compassion
Meet Sen. Jim “Tough Shit” Bunning
Do They Grow These Parasites From A Tree?
I’m sure there are infinitely more articulate ways to describe this guy, but this one fits pretty well. What an asshole!
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Conservative Purity
Conservative Purity
Because 100% Dogshit Is Easier To Clean Up
In case you hadn’t heard, the CPAC convention was held this week, the biggest collection of batshiat crazy Neo-Con, Conservative, Teabagging fucktards since, well since the last Sarah Palin rally. But have no fear. When Lefty runs out of ideas Glenn Beck opens his piehole. It’s like manna from heaven if you believe in that kind of mythology.
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Self Righteous Douchebags
Self Righteous Douchebags
How About Focusing On Your Own Goddamn Family
So apparently, 20-some years ago Pam Tebow shat out a kid against the advice of her doctors who’s now her Heisman trophy winning meal ticket. Woop-dee-fucking-do. The decision of whether or not to keep a child is still very personal and none of anybody else’s goddamn business. And seriously, fuck you CBS for carrying this advocacy ad. I’d boycott your network except that you haven’t had a show on that I’ve watched since…ever.
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GOP Problem Solving
GOP Problem Solving
If You’re Not Part Of The Problem
You’re Probably Not A Republican
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Corporate Personhood
Corporate Personhood
Because Actually Putting Politicians On The Payroll Is A Little Too Obvious
Lefty’s version of this idiocy is this. Corporations are not people. How dumb is it to give them all of the rights of personhood with virtually none of the responsibilities? Their very existence is to make as much money as possible. They have no altruistic purpose, unless it just happens to make them money. So why is the world should they be given the ear of our politicians. How in the world can normal people expect to compete with armies of lobbyists and wheelbarrows of money that will inevitably be thrown to the politicians. Thom Hartmann is a bit more eloquent than Lefty and so is John Dean, but then they probably spent more time writing their articles than I did.
This is one of the dumbest Supreme Court decisions ever…so far. And considering that includes giving the Presidency to the shithead in 2000 that’s saying something.
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