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		<title>Functionally Right-Tarded</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/08/functionally-right-tarded/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/08/functionally-right-tarded/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Functionally Right-Tarded
Justifying Your Own Idiocy
By Comparing Yourself To God
The best part about this post is that I&#8217;m not making it up
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		<title>Best Actor Award</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/07/best-actor-award/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/07/best-actor-award/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Best Actor Award
Conservatives Who Convince You They Care 
About Average Americans Deserve One
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		<title>Conservative Compassion</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/28/conservative-compassion-2/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/28/conservative-compassion-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Senator Jim "Tough Shit" Bunning]]></category>

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Conservative Compassion
Meet Sen. Jim &#8220;Tough Shit&#8221; Bunning
Do They Grow These Parasites From A Tree?
I&#8217;m sure there are infinitely more articulate ways to describe this guy, but this one fits pretty well.  What an asshole!

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		<title>Conservative Purity</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/21/conservative-purity/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/21/conservative-purity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Conservative Purity
Because 100% Dogshit Is Easier To Clean Up
In case you hadn&#8217;t heard, the CPAC convention was held this week, the biggest collection of batshiat crazy Neo-Con, Conservative, Teabagging fucktards since, well since the last Sarah Palin rally.  But have no fear.  When Lefty runs out of ideas Glenn Beck opens his piehole. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Term Memory Loss</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/09/short-term-memory-loss/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/09/short-term-memory-loss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bush 43]]></category>
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Short Term Memory Loss
Because It&#8217;s More Fun Bitching About The Present
Than Remembering The Past
Seriously man, WTF?
]]></description>
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		<title>Self Righteous Douchebags</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/07/self-righteous-douchebags/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Self Righteous Douchebags
How About Focusing On Your Own Goddamn Family
So apparently, 20-some years ago Pam Tebow shat out a kid against the advice of her doctors who&#8217;s now her Heisman trophy winning meal ticket.  Woop-dee-fucking-do.  The decision of whether or not to keep a child is still very personal and none of anybody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GOP Problem Solving</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/02/gop-problem-solving/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/02/gop-problem-solving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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GOP Problem Solving
If You&#8217;re Not Part Of The Problem
You&#8217;re Probably Not A Republican
]]></description>
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		<title>Corporate Personhood</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/01/28/corporate-personhood/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/01/28/corporate-personhood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 03:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Corporate Personhood
Because Actually Putting Politicians On The Payroll Is A Little Too Obvious
Lefty&#8217;s version of this idiocy is this.  Corporations are not people.  How dumb is it to give them all of the rights of personhood with virtually none of the responsibilities?  Their very existence is to make as much money as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Certainty</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2009/10/07/certainty/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2009/10/07/certainty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Certainty

Tom Delay May &#8220;Have No Idea&#8221; About Obama&#8217;s Citizenship
But I&#8217;m 100% Positive That He&#8217;s A Jackass


The part of Delay&#8217;s nickname of &#8220;The Hammer&#8221; that I agree with is that he&#8217;s definitely a tool.
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		<title>Recycled Cliches</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2009/10/07/recycled-cliches/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2009/10/07/recycled-cliches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 08:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Recycled Cliches
You Can Lead A Republican To Water
But You Can&#8217;t Make Them Think
]]></description>
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