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Functionally Right-Tarded

Justifying Your Own Idiocy

By Comparing Yourself To God

The best part about this post is that I’m not making it up

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Best Actor Award

Conservatives Who Convince You They Care

About Average Americans Deserve One

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The Nuclear Option

So Simple

Even Conservatives Can Understand It

Or maybe I should refer to it as the Nuke-u-lur option

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Conservative Compassion

Meet Sen. Jim “Tough Shit” Bunning

Do They Grow These Parasites From A Tree?

I’m sure there are infinitely more articulate ways to describe this guy, but this one fits pretty well. What an asshole!

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Conservative Purity

Because 100% Dogshit Is Easier To Clean Up

In case you hadn’t heard, the CPAC convention was held this week, the biggest collection of batshiat crazy Neo-Con, Conservative, Teabagging fucktards since, well since the last Sarah Palin rally. But have no fear. When Lefty runs out of ideas Glenn Beck opens his piehole. It’s like manna from heaven if you believe in that kind of mythology.

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Obstruction Junction

For Republicans Bipartisanship Means

Never Having To Say Yes

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GOP Problem Solving

If You’re Not Part Of The Problem

You’re Probably Not A Republican

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Republican Purity

When Limiting Reproductive Rights

There’s No Such Thing As 1/2 A Douchebag

In case you don’t recognize el douchbago above, that’s Senator (elect?) Scott Brown, the guy who won the election for Sen. Ted Kennedy’s old seat in the Senate. Brown has come out saying that he supports a woman’s right to choose, but opposes federal funding for abortions. I’m sure that’ll be good news for anyone who’s coverage is provided by the government. A limitation like that is still a limitation. You can’t be 1/2 a douche Scott. Can I make a list of all of the things I don’t want MY tax dollars paying for?

The above mentioned article can be found here.

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