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		<title>Functionally Right-Tarded</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/08/functionally-right-tarded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Functionally Right-Tarded
Justifying Your Own Idiocy
By Comparing Yourself To God
The best part about this post is that I&#8217;m not making it up
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		<title>Best Actor Award</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/07/best-actor-award/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/07/best-actor-award/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Best Actor Award
Conservatives Who Convince You They Care 
About Average Americans Deserve One
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		<title>The Nuclear Option</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/02/the-nuclear-option/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/03/02/the-nuclear-option/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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The Nuclear Option
So Simple
Even Conservatives Can Understand It
Or maybe I should refer to it as the Nuke-u-lur option
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		<title>Conservative Compassion</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/28/conservative-compassion-2/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/28/conservative-compassion-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Conservative Compassion
Meet Sen. Jim &#8220;Tough Shit&#8221; Bunning
Do They Grow These Parasites From A Tree?
I&#8217;m sure there are infinitely more articulate ways to describe this guy, but this one fits pretty well.  What an asshole!

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		<title>Conservative Purity</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/21/conservative-purity/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/21/conservative-purity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Conservative Purity
Because 100% Dogshit Is Easier To Clean Up
In case you hadn&#8217;t heard, the CPAC convention was held this week, the biggest collection of batshiat crazy Neo-Con, Conservative, Teabagging fucktards since, well since the last Sarah Palin rally.  But have no fear.  When Lefty runs out of ideas Glenn Beck opens his piehole. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obstruction Junction</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/09/obstruction-junction/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/09/obstruction-junction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Obstruction Junction
For Republicans Bipartisanship Means
Never Having To Say Yes
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		<title>GOP Problem Solving</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/02/gop-problem-solving/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/02/02/gop-problem-solving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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GOP Problem Solving
If You&#8217;re Not Part Of The Problem
You&#8217;re Probably Not A Republican
]]></description>
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		<title>Republican Purity</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/01/31/republican-purity/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/01/31/republican-purity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Republican Purity
When Limiting Reproductive Rights
There&#8217;s No Such Thing As 1/2 A Douchebag
In case you don&#8217;t recognize el douchbago above, that&#8217;s Senator (elect?) Scott Brown, the guy who won the election for Sen. Ted Kennedy&#8217;s old seat in the Senate.  Brown has come out saying that he supports a woman&#8217;s right to choose, but opposes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conservative Compassion</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/01/27/conservative-compassion/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2010/01/27/conservative-compassion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Right Wing Compassion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Selfish Prick]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Kids!  Lefty&#8217;s Back


You probably figured that I&#8217;d put something in here about the SOTU address, but since I won&#8217;t see it until late tonight here&#8217;s a little something a friend of mine sent me.  It&#8217;s really heartwarming to know that I never have to worry that Republicans will get their act together [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Certainty</title>
		<link>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2009/10/07/certainty/</link>
		<comments>http://leftwingconspiracy.com/2009/10/07/certainty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lefty McLefterson</dc:creator>
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Certainty

Tom Delay May &#8220;Have No Idea&#8221; About Obama&#8217;s Citizenship
But I&#8217;m 100% Positive That He&#8217;s A Jackass


The part of Delay&#8217;s nickname of &#8220;The Hammer&#8221; that I agree with is that he&#8217;s definitely a tool.
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