Archive for the ‘Republicans’ Category.
27th January 2010, 08:08 pm
Hey Kids! Lefty’s Back
You probably figured that I’d put something in here about the SOTU address, but since I won’t see it until late tonight here’s a little something a friend of mine sent me. It’s really heartwarming to know that I never have to worry that Republicans will get their act together and stop acting like the selfish pricks we all know them to be.
Conservative Compassion
Because Being A Selfish Prick
Has Never Been So Popular With The Base
Why bother making fun of this jackass when his words speak so eloquently:
“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better,”
Good thing we have guys like this around because of course you know that nobody has ever been poor for any reason other than they’re stupid or lazy.
Popularity: 1% [?]
7th October 2009, 08:28 pm
Certainty
Tom Delay May “Have No Idea” About Obama’s Citizenship
But I’m 100% Positive That He’s A Jackass
The part of Delay’s nickname of “The Hammer” that I agree with is that he’s definitely a tool.
Popularity: 2% [?]
7th October 2009, 12:01 am
Recycled Cliches
You Can Lead A Republican To Water
But You Can’t Make Them Think
Popularity: 3% [?]
4th October 2009, 10:52 am
Don’t Get Sick
If You Do Get Sick…
Die Quickly
Popularity: 3% [?]
23rd September 2009, 08:09 pm
Enjoy…
Popularity: 4% [?]
20th September 2009, 09:16 pm
Achievement
What Kind Of Journalism Award
Do You Suppose Faux News Deserves?
Popularity: 4% [?]
14th September 2009, 12:01 am
The Republican Formula
You Figure It Out
Popularity: 2% [?]
11th September 2009, 12:06 am
We’re gonna try something new at LWC here today. Enjoy this series.
Object Lessons
When Explaining Things To Republicans
Use Short Words And Pretty Pictures
Popularity: 2% [?]
