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More Email From Bobby Today.

From: “Robert XXXXXX”
To:
Subject: RE: Weak blog
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:31:34 -0700

“The Turd”,

I’m seriously doubting your achievements sir though you probably are the .edu type who has been going to school as long as you can to avoid the real world and stay in your left wing utopia….so in that case, you probably do have and have required more schooling than myself. If you think that starting a free blog and calling yourself a dipshit name like Lefty McLefterson is an achievement, then you’re doing well sir.

If you’re such an intelliegent guy (as you claim to be….probably because you have the illusion that people respect bloggers), then why would you make a decision to forego your “regular” college years to enter something so cruel and evil as the US Military??? Sounds like you may have put a price tag on your left wing beliefs.

If you assume that I listen to FOX and right wing radio, you would be correct. You should try an alternative source of news sometime…..instead of being spoon-fed a pretty picture of how Obama, Pelosi, and Reed are making this such a beautiful country to live in. Have you noticed the unemployment rate lately (I’m guessing you’ll blame that on Bush too…..as your side thinks he even created Hurricane Katrina). Obama promised that the unemployment rate wouldn’t go over 8.5% and now it’s nearing 13%! The mainstream media doesn’t seem to bring that up??? Weird. The mainstream media has done a great job in covering Obama’s “apology tour” to Russia and the Middle East…..essentially explaining that the US is now a weak country that apologizes for decisions we’ve made to protect ourselves. Have you noticed how in his first few months on the job, the inexperienced and arrogant Obama has spent more of our money than all of the other US presidents combined. Keep listening to Air America or watching PMS NBC and you can be a happy, ignorant guy who drives a Prius to feel good about himself. Take a good look at any Democrat run state and you’ll notice high unemployment rates, high taxes, and economic downfall (Michigan, California, Minnesota, Ohio etc etc). Your side bails out and rewards failing businesses and industry while they penalize those that make profits and operate correctly. Lefty, it’s a bad thing when your candidate wins an election and radical countries/dictators celebrate the results….think about it.

….and you talk about Republicans ruining the country pre-Obama!?? Are you serious? Since 2006, the Democats had the House and Senate…meaning Bush couldn’t get any kind of tax cuts pushed through…..and the Democrats would gladly trade the common good of the country to gain votes in the ’08 election. Your side simply cares about getting elected and couldn’t give a shit about the country. The economy was largely great during Bush’s 8 years and unemployment was low…..so do your research before you run your lips. The war was also a good decision. Has our country…..your children, experienced any form of terror since 911??? A terrorist group kills thousands and shakes up our financial world and the Democratic stance on this would be to sit back and blame ourselves for being arrogant Americans???! Anytime you take the side of the French, Lefty,….it’s usually a bad thing. Weapons of mass destruction were not found, but who cares….we took Saddam at his word when he claimed he had them….and he was also harboring terrorists. So in your mind, and even being an alleged veteran, you would let a punk group of terrorists kill thousands of Americans, on our soil, and do nothing about it??? That whole scenario should question your judgment and manhood. You seem to be the type of guy you’d see wearing a Lilith Fair shirt and having way too many bumper stickers on his hybrid. The war was a good move, and I’m not saying that we started it to find WMD’s or to liberate people, we chose to enter Iraq because that’s where Al-Qaeda was operating out of. Your side also signed off on this remember….

Make your own decisions in life, don’t let elected leaders think they know what’s best for you and your family. Respect the Constitution. The best way for someone to pursue and achieve happiness is to earn it on their own….and not have it given to them.

Figure it out. Get out of the classrooms and coffeeshops and get into the real world Lefty. And please get off your Mickey Mouse blog and contribute something of relevance to society.

There’s still time for you to be straightened out…..

Let me know if you have any questions.

Robbie

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Hey Kids, so Bobby fired me one back this morning. Wow, that dude loves to spew the pooh.

The profanity count for my reply is as follows

fuck : 7 (or derivation)
shit : 15 (or derivation, but turd doesn’t count)
ass : 2 (or derivation)
dick : 1 (Cheney doesn’t count)

from Lefty McLefterson
to “Robert XXXXXXXX”
subject RE: Weak blog

Dearest Bobby (or should I just call you shithead),

Jesus Christ dude, it’s going to take pages to answer, and I still won’t have the energy to refute all of your lies. I’ll do the best I can.

Among your many problems (among them I’m guessing home dentistry and numerous incest related genetic abnormalities), is the fact that you listen to your Right Wing horseshit so much that you’re incapable of independent thought. You keep wanting to pigeonhole me into your neat little Liberal Democrat boxes. You seem to think that I”m some academic granola munching tree hugger who’s never had a real job like say Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher…oh hold on..he’s not a plumber is he?

Let’s start from the top. I don’t give a shit if you doubt my achievements or not. There’s nothing you can do to change them. You probably are just some angry dude with some shit job who’s so pissed about his life that instead of trying to make things better you’ll look for a scapegoat. I’m trying to pigeonhole you too here, but you’re really coming off as a dumbshit here Mr. Turdilicious.

I digress…

I’m certainly not an .edu type. In fact, I completed the vast majority of my undergrad and both graduate degrees while working full-time. Do you know what working full-time means Bobby? I’m also into the hard sciences, not that fruity liberal arts stuff. Man, I hated those classes. But at least I took them. You may think that you’re some beefy tough guy and that I’m some skinny little pushover, but like most of the “facts” that you’re absolutely sure of you’d be wrong there too.

Left wing utopia? WTF? Do you really believe that people think that way? Every piece of textual diahhrea that spills from your keyboard is just another Right Wing stereotype. Give me even one original thought.

Now just for the record, I don’t think that the general public even has an opinion about bloggers. We create disposable media. I think that the very best thing about being a Left Wing blogger is the chance to torque up Right Wing whack jobs such as yourself.

Let’s move on to my military service.

Who the fuck are you to suggest any insight into my military service? And where the fuck do you get off suggesting that a Liberal wouldn’t serve in the military? We’re not all pacifists dummy. I was an Arabic Linguist for 7 years you fucking moron. What the fuck have you ever done? As it turns out, I was lucky enough to have a commander in chief who didn’t send the US Military to invade a soverign nation as a first resort. Ya see Bobby, when people go to get themselved ed-ju-ma-cated they learn things like how to solve a problem without having to use a gun as a first resort. But maybe some sympathy is in order for you clueless Republican bastards. I mean after all, when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. How can we expect Republicans to think their way out of problems? That’s just working without tools.

Now you said that I couldn’t polish a turd, well your next bit is the crown jewel in your own private turd crown. You think of Fox “News” and Ring Wing radio as alternative news? Your sources of news are well documented GOP propaganda machines. During the Bush administration both Fox News and Right Wing radio routinely met with White House staff to push their own talking points.

Can you even concede that Fox “News” is at the very least is as much opinion as “News”? Are you even capable of gathering facts and coming to your own conclusions instead of just parroting whatever talking points Limbaugh, Hannity, O’Reilly, etc. has decided to champion that day?

Part of your problem is that you are so invested into your dogma that you’re unable to concede anything. As if you believe that admitting that if any single point of your Conserative dogma is disproven then you’re wrong about everything (which you are). If you were capable of defending your ideas with logic or god forbid facts then you might not be such a dogmatic jackass.

You seem to think that just because I’m a self admitted Liberal that means that the Democratic party is my religion in much the same way that the Republicans is yours. Sorry turdburglar, but that isn’t the case. As it stands I don’t think that Obama, Pelosi, or Reid are doing nearly enough. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. They should chuck this bipartisan crap out the window and just concentrate on kicking the Republicans in the nuts repeatedly for as long as they can. Who gives a shit if the Republicans are on board when we’ve already got the votes to get stuff passed. The Republicans don’t really care about any bipartisan solutions. They know that the credit for anything good that happens will go to the Democrats. So, rather than doing what’s best the the country, the Republicans are lock-step in obstructing any ideas that come from the Democrats.

In your next few paragraphs you’re spouting a bunch of bullshit statistics. Why don’t you come up with references for ANY of this crap? Did Obama really promise that unemployment wouldn’t go above 8.5% or is that just some crap you head from The Pig Man Rush Limbaugh? You may dislike Obama, but he’s a damn good politician. Do you really think that he actually promised that unemployment wouldn’t go above 8.5%, or do you think you might be full of your favorite substance yet again?

Does the left really believe that Bush caused Katrina? Or do you think it’s a whole lot more likely that we’re upset that he completely fucked up the Federal response? Did the buck stop with Bush for anything he screwed up? Do you think he’s responsible for any of the problems he caused while in office? Or is responsibility only for Democrats?

I’ll say it right now. You’re goddamn right that the US should be apologizing for some of the shit that went down during the Bush Administration! Apparently you see that as a sign of weakness, rather than as an indication that we’re getting our shit together. How childish. We should have invaded Afghanistan AND we should have stayed there to finish the job. However, YOUR president had daddy issues to deal with and Cheney had money to be made, so we pulled a good chunk of forces out of Afghanistan, let Bin Laden get away (Tora Bora) and proceeded to invade a soverign nation. First they said it was because of WMDs, then they said it was because Saddam was a bad man, and then they said it was because of terrorism. Seriously dude, you expect me to believe that you gave a rat’s ass about Saddam Hussein before the Bush administration made him an excuse for starting a war? The invasion of Iraq had zero, nothing, nada, the same number is your IQ to do with defending the United States of America. And hey, as an added bonus, the bullshit way in which we rounded up “terrorists” on the middle East right after 9/11 isn’t exactly covered in the constitution either.

Your characterization of Obama’s trip abroad as an apology tour is more Republican propaganda. I won’t bother trying to convince you otherwise. Since apparently every single American news outlet is in the pocket of the liberals why don’t you try going to the BBC or maybe Der Spiegel and seeing how they spin it. Or are they secretly in the pocket of the Liberal media too?

If only that were the case…

So how does it work for you Bobby? You’re all about freedom and democracy, but only for Americans? Did you whine and cry after 9/11 and think it was okay for the government to start stripping away our liberties because you were scared? Do your ideals only mean something when you’re comfortable? Are you a local Wal-Mart shopper since you like buying your 99 cent T-Shirts that are made in China more than you like making sure that your money (as much as possible anyway) stays in the USA?

His first few months on the job, Obama has had to deal with the worst economic downturn since the great depression. And guess what, that stimulus package is part of a larger plan (certainly too complex for your turd-fille pea brain to comprehend) to try and make sure the economic downturn doesn’t turn into another depression. What’s your plan? To hope that Corporate America doesn’t screw us too badly on our way down to the bottom? Give me a leader who will try to solve a problem before it turns into a disaster over a leader who sits by and allows say 2 planes fly into the World Trade Center and then shrug and say he couldn’t possibly know it was going to happen.

Another lie “Obama has spent more of our money than all of the other US presidents combined.” Yet another lie. He’s been in office for less than a year. It isnt even mathematically possibly, but then I shouldn’t really expect you to reason that. I imagine that you can’t even count to 21 without taking off your pants. If you want to look at the REAL figures try the White House Office of Management and Budget — Historic Budget Tables. That’s the real deal man. Or do you think the Liberals have fudged the numbers there as well?

You make another point and how supposedly Democrat leadership in a state is a some barometer of fiscal health. Do you know what fiscal mean Bobby? It’s a big word. Why don’t you use “The Google” to figure it out. So take a look at this interesting little study which demonstrates quite clearly that it’s the RED states which feed off the teat more than the BLUE states. Bobby buddy, how could that be the case if the Blue states are so fiscally irresponsible? Try not to hurt yourself thinking about this one.

As for the Republican controlling the show prior to 2008. Your boys owned the house from 1994-2006, and all 3 branches of government from 2001-2006. Don’t sit there and pretend that somehow you guys don’t have a lot of responsbility for the steaming turd of an economy that W left in office (at least it’s a turd, so you and enjoy that). Is there enough blame to go around? Yup. Are your stupid fucking tax cuts the solution? Nope! The economy started tanking well before your boy left office. And just for the record jackass, why don’t you look up how many months it was into his term before he created a single job?

Let’s quote you here. “The war was a good decision”.

And you measure the success of the Bush administration by stating that we’re safe because there hasn’t been another terrorist attack since THE BIGGEST FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL IN US HISTORY!?

That’s like saying that the fire department is doing its job because my house hasn’t burned down again since 2001.

Face it Bobby, your boy dropped the ball. He went on vacation after repeated alerts and even a Presidential memo entitled ‘Bin Laden Determined To Strike In US’. Download it yourself. Do you think that I somehow faked this. Note that it’s dated August 6th, 2001. Why the hell was your boy on vacation when he was supposedly protecting us?

And how’s this for a bonus of just how much a piece of shit YOUR president Bush was. After 9/11 he could have done anything. He could have united the country and said that we have to get off foreign oil, since so much of that money goes straight into the pockets of people who are trying to kill us. So what that he do? He uses all of that sympathy for the US, all of the good will, to get a tax cut for the rich passed.

The decisions after 9/11 were the easiest ones that a President could have made. You go after the bad guys. But Bush boned that decision too. After sending our men and women to Afghanistan which is where they should have gone, he pulled them into Iraq. Bobby, quick quiz. Who said this? “I do not believe and have never seen any evidence to confirm that [Hussein] was involved in 9/11.”? It was Dick Cheney dude! He must be a commie or something. Or maybe you’re full of shit about this too.

So which dictators exactly celebrated when President Barack Hussein Obama won? I just like the sound of that. Say it with me Bobby: “President of the United Stated Barack Hussein Obama”.

Another quote from you “Your side bails out and rewards failing businesses and industry”. Just who was in office then the TARP program started up? Ooops…what this? An article about BUSH asking for $700 Billion for a bank bailout. Hold on a sec, isn’t George W Bush a Republican? Hmmm…well maybe you’re just full of shit about this as well.

So let’s review all the stuff you’re mistaken about dipshit.

1 ) I’m not an .edu guy

2 ) I’ve been working in the private sector for years

3 ) Fox “News” isn’t news. Opinion is not the same as news.

4 ) Invading Iraq had nothing to do with defending America.

5 ) I rarely listen to MSNBC or Air America

6 ) I don’t drive a Prius

7 ) I wouldn’t go to Lillith Fair. Those lesbians would beat my ass.

8 ) Yup, I’m still a veteran.

9 ) I live in the real world.

So let’s review what you’re 100% correct about

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um…

You’re right to apparently be a fecalfeliac because you are full of shit.

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Finally Bob, save your condescention. It’s not the same as logic. Your life probably sucks and I’m doing just fine. If “straightening out” means turning into a bitter old loser like yourself then I’ll keep my LIBERAL curving ways.

My guys won and I hope that we’re only a few months away from Universal Health Care for us all. This is the worst economy in our lifetimes, so try not to be such a dick.

Lefty McLefterson

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Here’s a little exchange I had with Rob. How many times does he have to call me a turd before he’s officially a fecalpheliac. I’m not sure but man he really enjoys talking about turds.

Posted Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:07:10 -0700
Quoting “Robert XXXXXXX” :

You’re a turd…….and you can’t polish a turd.

Guys like you just kind of “happen”, I mean, other men don’t strive to be like guys like you, and women surely don’t want a man that can’t make decisions in his life as you clearly want the government to do that for you. Guys like you whine about not wanting to trust the government….but then you vote to make it larger. Do you read newspapers shitbird??? Have you noticed the national deficit? Do you know what that even means? Have you noticed the government takeover of various industries?? Your side “wishes well”, but doesn’t understand the business side of anything.

You’re a turd, get used to it.

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from Lefty McLefterson
sender-time Sent at 2:29 PM (GMT-05:00). Current time there: 4:57 PM
to “Robert XXXXXXXX”
cc leftymclefterson@leftwingconspiracy.com
date Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 2:29 PM
subject RE: Weak blog

Robbie,

I will stack my life and achievements up against yours any day. I almost certainly make more money than you do, and unless your name is Dr. Robbie I have more education than you have.

I’m also a veteran so you can’t jerk off about how I never served my country either.

I pay a shitload of taxes and I’m a liberal. That means that I support policies that may be against my economic interests. But I also have children and I know what kind of world I want them to grow up in. It’s not one run by a bunch of selfish and hypocritical Republican turds (as you so elegantly put it).

You guys had your chance and you ran the country into the fucking ground.

I bet you weren’t bitching about the deficit when W was starting a war every 6 months were you turdboy? As for making the government bigger…didn’t your boy W create the Department of Homeland Fatherland security? The biggest expansion of government in god knows how long.

I guess what you don’t seem to understand about business is that corporations by their very nature don’t give a shit about people. Their very reason for existence is to make money. So why in the world would you ever expect businesses to do the right thing? Ever???

I don’t get the feeling that you actually read the newspapers either. You give the me impression of somebody who wakes up to a nice cup of horseshit watching Fox “News” Channel, and then completes the mental retardation treatment with 7 or 8 hours a day of Right-Wing radio.

If you want to discuss an issue logically then go for it. Come at me with some facts. Otherwise, just enjoy the fact that you guys fucked our country up in ways that will take a generation to fix.

Lefty “The Turd” McLefterson

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Here’s a little something that MENSA Dave (he’s super smart and totally not a racist) posted to me on blog catalog

This is cut and pasted and spelling errors are his since MENSA apparently doesn’t ensure that members know how to use spell-check.

Posted: Saturday September 6th, 2008 at 00:26

Just ran across your Blog. I’m gald you are at least honest , and I quote “I make no attempt to be fair and balanced”. You have lots of friends – CNN, NBC, MSNBC, NY Times, Chicago Trib, LA Times. Fox is an advocate for the right, but they do not lie about it, or try to pretend otherwise. They do present both sides with the oportunity to express their opinions, no matter how distasteful, moronic or dishonest they may be. I used to be a Democrat. I still detest the Bush – Chaney Administration. But today I detest the Richard Daley Chicago Democratic Party that has spawned the likes of Harry Reed, Nancy Pelosi, and the Charletin con man Obama. So are you an honest blog. Then why not tackle this issue (I am white – a distastefull word, as is black, or red, etc; 60, educated, intelligent (mensa); semi retired oildield consulting engineer/supervisor with 35 years of work worldwide – I have worked and lived with people of virtually every racial and religious grouping on Earth)

Racism is “alive and well” (an expression), ALL over the world – try being Korean in Japan, or Philipino in Saudi, etc, etc, etc. In America, it is evident in the “white” population – 15% admiit to racial predjudices – 30% is probably more accurate. But 93% of blacks are voting for a black candidate in this years election Not a party “thing”, they polled that way against Hilary, a person who has done more for minority rights than any black man since MLK. Do you have the guts to address this issue – and why haven’t black “leaders done so? This is pure and simple racism at its lowest common denominator. Blacks (I hate descritors like that) represent 10% of the population and will probably over represent themselves in this years election – 12-13%. At a 90% spread (93-90 – poll numbers, not mine), and a dead heat election 42-42 (50-50), remove the black vote statistically, and the numbers are 56-44 Republican. If Obama somehow wins, this is NOT democracy, but a “coup” by a very, very, very racist group, to impose an ideology and agenda on the majority. If the party affiliations were reversed, I would argue the same. I meet and talk to a lot of people – smart people, motivated people – doers, not dreamers; producers, not promisers, and their is that awareness. This issue will be brought out of the shadows into the light. It can be a beneficial process if it stimulates honest discussion. If kept hidden it will breed more racism from the non black community, and a certain backlash that could set back racial relations in the US 30 years. Immagine 93% white, or hispanic, or women voting against not just Obama, but every black candidate that stands for office. Black reoresentation will plumit. It will happen. So do you have the guts to “get it out there”. Somebody will. This is NOT a right versus left issue. It is only because the left is gaining advantge from it at the moment.
I don’t know your blog, but a response calling me racist will be posted on other bulletin boards – you would look foolish (if you know my friends and familly and history). A positive response and action would be to your credit. The above news agencies won’t post – their biases are obvious. Fox will, but I haven’t gone there. That would be confrontational – not what I want. But I will go there if necessary.

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Posted: Tuesday September 9th, 2008 at 16:35

Dear Dave,

First of all, threatening that me calling you a racist will get posted on bulletin boards and I’ll be ridiculed and blah blah blah. You are certainly welcome to, but then you’re also welcome to kiss my ass Dave!

If you were serious about wanting to post some tough questions about my blog then why the hell didn’t you just submit them to my blog instead of over here? I’m pretty sure a MENSA member should know how to work that new-fangled email in the Internets.

You’ve got several ridiculous arguments in your diatribe so I’ll try and tackle them one at a time.

Your assertion that the media has such a liberal slant is just the usual Republican whining. Is your idea that if they disagree with the Republicans they must be Liberal? You are talking about the same media that spent the better part of a year in a witch-hunt over Bill Clinton’s blowjob. The same media that rolled over and let George W Bush get us into a bullshit war. They didn’t take him to task over his repeated lies about the intelligence leading up to the war, or maybe even the fact that he didn’t explore diplomacy, but just decided that it was time to invade Iraq. It took maybe three years for them to start questioning his linkage of 9/11 to Iraq, which we not know doesn’t exist. They also didn’t take him to task or ask him any real hard questions about his lazy-ass attitude toward international terrorism prior to 9/11 or his completely inept response to it. Let’s see, what else didn’t they call him on?

The media has consistently been so afraid of being labeled Liberal that they have slanted more and more to the right.

And I love how you concede that maybe Faux News is a little biased, but they don’t “lie about it or pretend otherwise.” Really Dave? They don’t pretend otherwise, so I guess their bullshit slogan “Fair And Balanced” is about weights and measures? Give me a break.

Faux News is the propaganda arm of the Republican party. Scott McClellan, you remember him, former White House press secretary says the White House routinely sent out talking points to Faux News
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/07/26/mcclellan-fox-talking-points/

But then again, he’s not saying positive things about Republicans so he must be a liar, right?

And let’s see, oh you’re not a racist because you’ve “lived and worked with people of nearly every racial group?” Somehow that means you’re not a racist? These two statements have nothing to do with each other. I love how you have to qualify your statements with what follows. It’s the equivalent of “Hey, I’m about to say some racist things, but I’m not a racist”.

I’m not crazy about the hierarchy of the Democratic party myself. They are way too conservative for my taste, and not nearly confrontational enough with their Republican counterparts. Hell, I’m not even going to argue with you being unhappy with Pelosi or Reid. They should hold you Republicans down and kick you in the nuts repeatedly, as the Republicans were only so happy to do to the rest of the country for 6 of the last 8 years.

You may not like Obama or want to vote for him, but a charlatan? Give me a break. I suppose you think he’s a Muslim too, which brings me to another point.

Really, Hillary Clinton has done more for minority rights than any black man since MLK? Where does that come from? The Institute of Statistical Analysis based in your ass? Hyperbole doesn’t become you Dave.

You are suggesting that the overwhelming support of the black community for Obama is all about racism? It couldn’t possibly be tied to the fact that the black community has historically sided with the Democratic candidate, or even possibly because the Republicans have done their level best for 30 years to piss all over Civil Rights legislation? It’s a little difficult to think that the Republicans don’t have a different set of standards for black vs. white / rich vs. poor, when you look at the way George W Bush drug his feet 3 years ago when hurricane Katrina hit. However, he was right on the ball when a bunch of rich white dudes up in New York started having money problems.

I suppose it’s not racism that a statistically significant (last I read 13%) of Americans say they won’t vote for Obama because “He’s a Muslim”.

Dave, I also love the way you whine that an ‘overrepresented’ black vote. I bet you didn’t bitch in 2004 when the Evangelicals turned out in droves because they wanted to vote against gays being able to marry. Yup, there was no greater issue facing the country in 2004 than boys kissing boys and girls kissing girls.

And here ya go Dave. For the money, so you can post to your bulletin boards. I think you’re a hypocrite and a racist. It appears that you’re unable to think beyond the boundaries of your own experience and I don’t want my children growing up in the world people like you would try and govern.

You’re certainly welcome to contact me directly @ leftymclefterson@leftwingconspiracy.com, but it’s probably be better if you just crawled in your hole and commiserated with the rest of your Republican dittoheads.

And of course, as always, you’re welcome to START YOUR OWN GODDAMN WEBSITE.

~Lefty

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From: pxxxxxxx@comcast.net
Date: Jan 2, 2008 12:59 PM
Subject: Friendly Debate
To: webmaster@leftwingconspiracy.com

I completely understand that you a strong Democrat and i repsect this. I
just want to preface this email with the statement that this is all in
friendly debate.
That being said, I’d like to show you a comment i left on one of your
posters:

I find it slightly disturbing that you group Muslims in with terrorists.
Only a small group of Muslims actually are terrorists. I also find it
offensive that you bring my God into this as a BAD or INCORRECT thing. Last
i heard, your view and the view of this country is that we should separate
Church and State and you are actually doing the opposite by using religion
as a tool against Republicans. Besides, if you want to referance prayer,
then at least try and understand what prayer really is. And do it with an
open heart so that you might hear what prayer is and not something you may
just want to hear. By the way, i am well aware of your first ammendment
rights. I am simply expressing my own.

This was partly directed at the previous comment and partly at your poster.
I was also wondering why you are so determined to hate Bush? i understand
you disagree with many if not all of his policies, and i’m not saying i
completely support him, but i am simply asking why you are determined to
hate our leader in a time when unity is vital. A broken country is a weak
country and i am wondering why your blog is determined to hate Republicans
or right-wingists. The separation of this country is killing us and not
only do we need a unifying leader (REGARDLESS of their political party) but
we as citizens need to unify ourselves rather than focus on differences we
may have. I was wondering your views on the matter. Again, i’m not
attacking you, ahting you, or anything of this nature. This is simply a
friendly debate and i hope you will respect my opinion as much as i respect
yours.

With high regards,
Visitor Anonymous

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Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:13:13 -0600
From: Lefty McLefterson
To: pxxxxxxx@comcast.net
Subject: RE: Friendly Debate

Where to even start….

You think I’m a strong Democrat? How clear can I make it that the
lack of a backbone in the politicians on the Left makes me sick.
Everybody seems to be playing not to lose instead of playing to win.
All of our politicians need to stand up and let people know who they
are and what they stand for. Instead everybody tried to straddle the
fence on every issue hoping not to lose any votes.

Now you are complaining that somebody left a comment on my site that
grouped Muslims in with terrorists. Big deal. In case you hadn’t
noticed the entire war on terror that has been president Bush’s best
friend for the last 7 years is intimately connected with Muslim
extremism.

So next you’re ‘offended’ that “your” god has been brought into a
discussion as a bad or incorrect thing. Here’s the deal: your
president (’cause he sure as hell isn’t mine) has consistently invoked
religion, Jesus, god, and spirituality as a political tool.

The fact is that as a so-called follower of Jesus, George W Bush
continually tries to fuck over the poor in favor of the rich and well
heeled. His is the worst kind of hypocrite. He will invoke his
belief in god when it suits him, but he has no problem acting against
just about every tenant of Christ’s teachings. Can you imagine Bush
throwing the money changers out of the temple? Yeah, me neither.

Your next question? Why am I so determined to hate Bush? Well not
that it’s any of your business, but I don’t hate him. I don’t know
him. He disgusts me and I’m ashamed that he’s managed to slime his
way into the White House for the last two terms. He’s an
embarrassment to my country and the office of the presidency. His
disasterous foreign policy will be haunting the US for at least
another generation. And my grandchildren will be paying for his
deficit. In short, he’s the worst president I’ve ever seen in my
lifetime. But I don’t hate the guy. I hear he’s quite nice.

The other idea that we can’t dislike him “at a time when unity is
vital” is typical Republican bullshit. George Bush created the
situation in Iraq. He got us into a war of choice. Yes, he’s tried
to tie to to Weapons of Mass Destruction, then 9/11, and then just
terrorism in general. But the truth of the matter is that he wanted
to take out Saddam. Maybe it was some daddy issue, but our country
shouldn’t be paying the price for his dysfunction.

9/11 united the whole country under George W Bush. What did he do
with it? He got a nice fat tax cut for the rich. Imagine what a real
president might have done? Possibly captured Bin Laden in
Afghanistan? Possibly even made getting off of foreign oil a national
priority. Instead this useless president got a tax cut for his fat
cat friends and told us to go shopping.

We do need a unifying leader. So much damage has been done by this
administration and Republicans in general that I don’t think it’ll be
one of them. Why is my blog determined to dislike Right-Wingers?
Because they’ve fucked my country up.

~Lefty

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  1. Paterik Tobias:

    What is worse than politicians, both republican, and democrate, the administration, and the media? It’s all those Monica’s running oruond the country. And Lewinski was not the first. The entire US Congress, The Current Administration, and the entire media are living proof that there are a lot of women out there that either didn’t spit, or forgot to flush it, if and, when they did!

    23 January 2008, 5:43 pm

  2. TheGonz:

    Wow, Lefty.
    I think you just epitomized my entire political ideology. Thank you, I needed that.

    -The Gonz

    28 July 2008, 4:43 pm

  3. Baroque Obammovitz:

    The media is really a major problem in this organism. They knowingly build up and break down candidates based on their ability to drive advertising sales and make money. Barak is ahead in the polls, lets tear him down and build up McCain……. the closer they are , the more people watch tv and the more money we make.

    reality becomes an issue in this scenario, thus destroying our society a little bit every day. The pass Bush got on Iraq is a perfect example: the people were clamoring for blood and the media went along with it. disgraceful

    fed up. http://www.walkyourdogma.com

    7 August 2008, 7:17 am

  4. ur momma:

    both of you are full of shit. Im not gonna sit here and say that bush has done a great job or that we wouldnt have entered iraq regardless of the twin towers and 9/11, but bush got a shit ton of shit thrown at him. between 9/11 and the nice economic buble reagan left bush entered in at the wrong time. the econonomy regardless of the war is going to dwindle reagonomics fucked us over by destroying the antitrust lwas and shipping jobs over seas. sure this helped us out at the time but now the consequences of his “quick fixes” are hurting us in a time when we need to concentrate on the war on terror and our fuel and not god damn fucking polar bears. GOD BLESS AMERICA

    5 September 2008, 6:26 am

  5. God:

    About the grouping of muslims with extremism, if their religion is so pathetic to allow itself to be streched to the point where 17 year olds blow themselves up because they think it will get them laid, then nobody should have a problem with “grouping” the two together. i hate polar bears.SCREW ALLA.

    8 September 2008, 6:08 am

  6. LeftWingConspiracy.com » Blog Archive » New Hate Mail:

    [...] (Hate) Mailbag [...]

    10 September 2008, 7:18 am

  7. Patrick:

    Finally someone who believes you cannot be too extreme when criticizing the Republicans and the damage their interpretation of christianity and patriotism has done to the future of this country. Some people believe they are simply misguided, mean, selfish, narcissistic, ignorant or un American. Having been a extreme right wing conservative christian republican I know for a fact the Republican’s motives are based on nothing short of a sadistic need to inflict as much pain and suffering on the majority of Americans as possible while doing the same to people the world over.

    11 September 2008, 11:21 pm

  8. ccs:

    i didn’t know you had a hate-mail bag! this is awesome!

    you’re moving up in teh internets.

    14 September 2008, 9:29 pm

  9. ur momma:

    damn you to hell you hippie weasel patrick im not liberaal cuz there gay im not conservative cuz there dick holes but u sir are a gay dickhole

    22 September 2008, 6:15 am

  10. God:

    Alright Patrick, you definently needed beat when you were a kid, maybe your dad could of put a little sense through that liberal little brain of yours. Patriotism and Christianity are the only two thing that have kept this country alive for over two hundred years. And they are the only things that will ever save this country from liberal cock suckers like you. Besides if patriotism and christianity have to fuck the world over to keep amrica safe and on to, then why shouldn’t it? why shouldn’t the rest of the world be forced into believing the only true religion the only true way of life? why shouldn’t we pay for happiness with a small period of hellish world war to acheive true peace, or true unity, under one way of life?

    22 September 2008, 8:14 am

  11. Dickbutt:

    Because you’re wrong, God.

    24 October 2008, 1:00 pm

  12. ccs:

    God, is that you? are you workin’ in mysterious ways again?

    well, there are plenty of cock suckers on the right… tap-tap-tappin their feet in the bathroom stalls. do you listen to their bathroom confessional glory-hole prayers too? you gonna save their marriages?

    God, please learn to use spellcheck, okay? please? you’re not really living up to your own omniscience!

    get pwned f*ckwad.
    get pwned in a lake of fire.

    30 October 2008, 3:47 pm

  13. ccs:

    it’s november 5th…

    where is your GOD now?

    6 November 2008, 1:01 am

  14. LewisOfTheLeft:

    I fucking love this. This is the epitome of my political stance. Fuck all you wanker Republicans who don’t know what spellcheck is, all of you grow some brains. Bush should be tried for crimes against humanity but as we’ve seen from WW2 to the present day no Americans ever get tried for their cruelty to humans in a sort of Vae Victis mentality yet all you Reps are spouting about so-called ‘morality’ i.e banning abortion, taking away gay rights. Oh and ‘ur momma’ what a clever name, did you know it’s used by alot of kids on Halo Online Multiplayer? Thanks for fucking up the most powerful country in the world, Bush. Hey Christians, prove your god’s existance. It’s about as likely to exist as an invisible, inaudible, non-feelable forty-foot tall rabbit is sitting on your shoulder. Get into reality all of you and fuckin’ fight the power.

    22 November 2008, 11:03 am

  15. IronySucks:

    I still laugh at the picture of the crying baby with the Republican badge on his suit. Haven’t you had full control of the government (sans the White House) since 2005-2006? Oh wait, you have. Approval rating? Sub 20%. Tax increase? Of course. Economic bailout package that will cost us 1.7 trillion dollars within 5 years? Yup.

    You must have lost your sense of smell, because you can’t smell the shit you’re creating.

    Now flame away, you bastards.

    25 February 2009, 10:43 am

  16. anonymous:

    Ooh I’m really scared of you IronySucks. It’s funny how the stupidity of liberal arguments just makes me more sure of my views as a conservative. I can’t believe a liberal can even speak of economics without being ashamed of the stimulus package. It’s basically taking a situation that’s already bad and deciding to make it worse. Oh and the crying baby picture doesn’t make any sense because from kindergarten kids in school are indoctrinated with liberal views. It amazes me how liberals can accuse republicans about something that is true about liberals! I also don’t feel that I can expose faulty logic without addressing the comments of LewisOfTheLeft. You really think that Bush should be tried for defendng our nation and people who are not powerful enough to defend themselves? Maybe you should open your eyes to the fact that there is evil going on in the world and our country has the means to stop it. When this is the case it becomes our resposibility to stop it. Terrorists don’t negotiate. As far as your stance on abortion goes, I’m surprised that you don’t think of taking the life of an innocent baby as “a crime against humanity.” The conservative stance on abortion is about value for human life. You wouldn’t like it if people decided that it should be legal to kill people with weak political arguments because it’s more convenient. You wouldn’t stand a chance. As far as gay rights go, they have all the same rights as everyone else. The only thing they can’t do is get married; since you have quite limited knowledge I feel compelled to inform you that marriage is a biblical concept. Since gay people don’t believe in the Bible then what is the point of them partaking in a biblical concept? I don’t know any conservatives who discriminate against gay people but one thing I do find discriminatory is what you say about Christians. You made the weak argument telling Christians to prove the existence of God but until you can prove that he doesn’t exist you should keep quiet about the issue because your ignorance is becoming abundantly clear. Oh and about the spell-check thing, as long as we’re talking about things that are completely irrelevent I should tell you that I don’t need to use spellcheck because I know how to spell. Oh and I also feel the need to point out that you had a couple run-on sentences in your comment. This makes me wonder whether you graduated from highschool or just decided to drop out and live off of welfare.

    4 March 2009, 3:24 pm

  17. Lefty McLefterson:

    Anonymous,

    You write like a child. “I’m really scared?” Seriously.

    I’m not going to waste my energy tearing your points apart because frankly, you don’t seem worth it.

    Here’s it in a nutshell. Your boys had control of the government for somewhere between 8-10 years depending on how you want to figure it. Basically conservatives fucked up everything they got their hands on. You guys are like the King Midas of shit.

    Your policies don’t work. Trickle-down economics is about the redistribution of wealth from the middle class. And your stance on women’s issues have more with wanting women to be slaves to their uterus than about anything having to do with the sanctity of human life. You might be able to argue that one if Conservatives didn’t have such a chub-on for both the death penalty and gun rights.

    Or to put it in language that even you can understand. We won, so fuck off.

    Kisses,

    ~Lefty

    P.S. The next time you want to sling some of your horseshit on my blog try formatting your paragraphs, dumbshit.

    4 March 2009, 6:17 pm

  18. ANONYMOUS:

    hello anonymous (troll), WE’re pretty sure you’re not the true ANONYMOUS.

    you know you can’t prove something doesn’t exist, right? well, at least not in the sense you mean here. for example, WE can’t prove that unicorns don’t exist.

    from now on, please separate your comments into structured paragraphs before you complain about run-on sentences. for further reference, you might start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attacking_faulty_reasoning
    y’know, do it for the lulz.

    FAIL God of FAILING FAIL troll is full of FAIL.

    4 March 2009, 9:58 pm

  19. anonymous:

    Hey, I’m sorry about those comments. I still disagree with the left wing but I realize now that I made you angry. It’s not that I didn’t mean to at the time but after I thought about it I realized that I don’t want to tick people off. ANONYMOUS, I didn’t mean to make you angry; I guess what I was trying to say is that we can’t prove that everything in historical textbooks happened but I still believe they happened. I think the Bible the same credibility but feel free to disagree. I want to be tolerant of what you believe too. Now that I’ve gone off on this tangent I’ll get back to what I was saying. I know you think that I’m angry because you “won” but that’s not the way I think of it. I was worried about some of Obama’s political views at first but I truly want him to succeed. Yes, I’m still a conservative but I apologize for the hostility of my comments.

    6 March 2009, 11:58 am

  20. W. Mears:

    Great job Lefty, we need more progressive minded people like you to stand up to the Limbaugh/Hannity crowd. At least what’s left of them.

    Another Lefty
    slumdoggovernor.com

    18 March 2009, 7:26 am

  21. Disinfecting Ur Momma:

    Oh, here we go again! Left vs Right Wing bullshit! I think both political parties are pretty much tanked. Our current President and the last three have shitted in the face of everyone, yet everybody appears to love eatting their shit. I think a t

    12 May 2009, 4:58 am

  22. Lefty McLefterson:

    It seems rather appropriate that your initials are DUM(b).

    Are you another one of these lazy voters who just throws their hands up in the air and thinks that Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt? That just demonstrates that you’re either too goddamn lazy or too stupid to read a newspaper.

    And by the way Einstein, you’re bitching about “Left vs Right Wing bullshit”? What the hell were you expecting whey you typed in LeftWingConspiracy.com?

    Idiot

    12 May 2009, 5:31 am

  23. eleanor:

    Are liberals more likely to die of a weakened immune system because they are so angry? Better keep that anger in check or you won’t be around to spread your vial hatred of conservatives.

    29 May 2009, 5:39 pm

  24. Lefty McLefterson:

    Gee Ellie, I think you’re right. I should probably just ignore how the conservatives lie and distort everything rather then getting angry about it. That’s much better.

    But seriously, I imagine that conservatives are much more likely to die of their terminal stupidity than I am from disliking them.

    Plus, I love how you make it about the left being the ones who are full of hatred and venom. Watch Faux News much?

    Have a good weekend. If it rains you can blame it on President Barack Hussein Obama.

    I mean it’s not like I posted THIS.

    29 May 2009, 6:56 pm

  25. ANONYMOUS:

    hello eleanor. the spelling nazis concur that you should have used “vile” instead of “vial.” alas, spellcheck is not a context-checker, and thus your trolling is a FAILure. “vial” refers to a container. proper usage of that spelling would include examples such as “a vial of stem cells” or “a vial of swine flu vaccine” or “a vial of your mother’s tears.”

    take warning, madam, lest you mistake righteous anger for mere hatred.

    8 June 2009, 5:30 pm

  26. historiophiliac:

    Go Lefty.

    m[-_-]

    10 June 2009, 7:04 pm

  27. Lewis:

    Anonymous – so we have to disprove God before we prove him? I say there’s a 40 foot penis on your shoulder you can’t see or feel, so it must have a reasonable chance of existing. I’m going to build a church around this illogical belief, take people’s money, sit around all day doing nothing and not have to pay taxes.

    It’s just stupid. Those ‘babies’ cannot actually feel anything or have any emotions – I think you skipped high school science – so it will cause more good than harm to have them aborted if the mother so wishes.

    To be honest though I consider myself a leftwing Trotskyist and not just a liberal; as Lefty McLefterson stated in a reply to a piece of hate mail before he is sick of the lack of backbone with some people on the left, and I feel the same way.

    11 June 2009, 12:11 pm

  28. Lewis:

    Also Anonymous, faulty logic is assuming that something is correct so quickly and basing an argument off it, anyone who knows a scrap of shit about logic knows about this fallacy. And it’s exactly what you’ve done where you assume that Bush has ‘just defended’ your country. I would actually argue that he’s done everything possible to incense the Muslim world and turn them against the West.

    Don’t talk to me about logic you dimwitted fool. Get some fresh arguments and then come back.

    11 June 2009, 12:14 pm

  29. ANONYMOUS:

    @ Lewis… make sure you use the little “a” when you refer to that one. or else you will get splashed with the vile lulz in the vial.

    12 June 2009, 10:22 pm

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  32. ANONYMOUS:

    I remember a time not so long ago, several months after 9-11 but before we went into Iraq, when I was at “the job” and we had our quarterly “intelligence” briefing. (I worked [--REDACTED--]…in the defense industry somewhere out there behind a fence in [--REDACTED--]). We all pulled out the batteries from our cell phones, and watched the show. Of course, I’m not allowed to divulge any of that content, but suffice it to say that it was all lies. prophetic lies insofar as we actually acted on them, but lies nonetheless. that they presented this intelligence to people like Lefty and myself–who hold actual security clearances–as confirmed and true is very fucking troubling.

    anyway, Bob, you should back the fuck off on the personal attacks. if for no other reason, than simply because you have done nowhere near as much for the defense of the US as he has; our work is considered a national defense asset and it is very much directed at a CONFIRMED threat to our national security. if all goes well this year and certain milestones are reached, results could be posted in headlines across the globe, and certain despots will crap their pants. (and if that happens, i’ll do a nice little poster here for Lefty and watch you eat your words.)

    in the meantime, enjoy the security people like Lefty strive to provide for you and STFU.

    23 July 2009, 2:07 pm

  33. thebabbster:

    Just passing through. It’s nice to see someone really sticking it to the Far Right. I normally take myself as somewhat of a “wordy” guy. But I see that my skills are pale in comparison to Lefty. Fight on, Lefty! And while you’re at it, could you smite a few birther/truthers? (If you haven’t already) I really love to see those guys foam at the mouth a little.

    28 July 2009, 5:21 pm

  34. Ashley:

    Hi. I was just passing through in my travels through the web. While you do pose a good argument, there are a few things that would make it a bit more impressive. Use less personal attacks and honestly, I’m sure none of us care how many degrees you have, how much money you make or what you do for a living. All that is important here is that you pose a good argument for your beliefs. Beliefs, like opinions, are like assholes, everyone has one and no two people are going to see exactly eye to eye. As a conservative (not Republican), we have many differing viewpoints. However, I would like to correct you on a couple of points. FOX news IS a news station, no matter how much you left-wingers want to talk shit. It is truly no different than MSNBC, ABC, CNN, etc… the only difference: FOX has a differing point of view and they do report stories that the rest of the media tend to conveniently leave out. However, I believe that all of the mainstream media is inherently evil and nothing more than a propaganda machine, which is why it is important to stay informed and find things out for oneself. It is important not to let pundits such as Ulbermann, Hannity, etc to spoon feed you whatever you “know.”

    Libs such as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, McCaskil, and Barney Frank do NOT have the best interest of our country at heart and are only concerned with pushing a radical FAR left agenda that is way out of touch with the beliefs of most Americans. Hell, almost every poll shows how disgusted Americans are with ObamaCare. And if you’re not I suggest you read the healthcare reform bill. That is some scary shit. In addition, the fact that the white house has posted a blog requesting people “snitch” on those who oppose ObamaCare is something that you left-wingers would have ran with had it been President Bush that posted something similar on his blog.

    Also, Obama DID say that the $787 billion Spendulus package would prevent unemployment from reaching double digits and it was consistently increased since such a pork bill was signed. I believe the speech in which he said that was in Indiana in February.

    I suggest that you do your reading from both left and right wing sites to get the BIG picture and also that you read the bills (or attempt to, since they are quite lengthy) directly from the congressional web page. They’re public.

    Anyway, however things turn out, you and I will be in the same boat.

    6 August 2009, 8:56 pm

  35. Lefty McLefterson:

    Ashley,

    This is probably a waste of time.

    1) Did you even read Turdboy’s e-mail? He comes out trying to pigeonhole me as a Liberal into all of the neat little stereotypes he’s been hearing on right wing radio and somehow I’m the asshole for pointing out how he’s full of crap? If some Republican jackass wants to make assertions about how I’m some jobless over-educated hippie with no connection to the real world then I’m going to correct him.

    2) Faux News is so much more opinion than news. You can whine all you want about how ABC, CNN, or MSNBC have some Liberal slant permeating their broadcasts, but the facts remain. Faux “News” consistently took their talking points and marching orders from the Republican White House. In most recent memory they continue to spout RNC talking points about health care. Even their morning show Faux and Friends is 90% opinion and 10% bullshit. Despite whatever conspiracy theories you have about “Big Media”, the three news organizations that you mentioned don’t take their marching orders from the Obama Administration. One can argue that since MSNBC puts up with Olberman’s newly found Liberal bluster as well as Maddow’s recent show that somehow MSNBC has a Liberal slant, but sorry lady that’s simply not an apples to apples comparison. Two shows do not a Liberal network make. Faux “News” is the propaganda arm of the Republican party. If you suggest anything else than you’re mistaken (that’s a euphemism).

    The myth of the Liberal media is just one of the many lies that Republicans have perpetuated over the last 2 decades. And to your benefit, the threat scared media outlets into actually leaning right. How else could you possibly explain the media completely bitching out and not challenging Bush while he marched us into an unnecessary war of choice while his predecessor got grilled over bullshit like Travelgate, Troopergate, Whitewater, and the infamous Lewinsky blowjob?

    3) Unless you’re psychic how is it that you have some kind of insight into the motivations of what you call Liberal (I call centrist) leaders in the Democratic party?

    4) “almost every poll shows how disgusted Americans are with ObamaCare”? Really Ashley? Do you even have a definition for ObamaCare? Or is Congress still in the process of writing the bill? How about this? Why don’t you do some reading for a change. Start here.

    5) You’re also mis-characterizing (big surprise) the White House blog post. Source article can be found here. Did you even bother to read the post? They’re asking for people to point out Republican Bullshit about health care that’s posted online so they can combat it. That’s a far cry from compiling an enemies list.

    6) Why don’t you post a link to the transcript of what Obama supposedly promised would be the outcome of the first stimulus bill? I can’t seem to find a quote of him promising that unemployment wouldn’t reach double digits. I’m sure that if it’s true then you’ll have no problem coming up with a link.

    7) So exactly what Right Wing sites would you suggest that I waste my time reading? Breitbart? The Sludge Report? WorldNetDaily?

    As a Republican are you unable to imagine a world in which journalism can be true without having to come from a Right or Left Wing source? Or are you so blinded by your political fervor that it bends what the truth is to what you want to be true?

    Post those links if ya got ‘em. I don’t even know why I bother.

    Maybe I should pass your email address on to Bobby? I’m sure you would make a cute couple.

    ~Lefty

    6 August 2009, 10:11 pm

  36. ANON E MUSS:

    oh c’mon, there’s gotta be more hate than this… i see tons of it on mah teevee all the time. trying to steel mah inshurance, my jerb, et ceterah. moar hate, please.

    10 September 2009, 11:24 am

  37. ConservativeBadBoy:

    Wow! What a great blog. A perfect example of the vicious rhetoric that follows when Liberals avoid talking about the issues.

    You renew my faith in Conservatism 100% over.

    5 February 2010, 8:44 am

  38. Lefty McLefterson:

    I noticed that you failed to actually present an issue to discuss. You seem to be just one more conservative coward. Too quick to run back to your right-wing echo chamber.

    Somehow I doubt you were on the fence about being a conservative and stumbling upon this blog was just that little push you needed to go back to the dark side.

    I think it’s quite a bit more likely that you’re just a conservative jerkoff. At least you’re not alone.

    5 February 2010, 7:51 pm

  39. ConservativeBadBoy:

    Actually, I didn’t stumble across your blog…

    I was Googling for the definition of “wingnut”. Your blog appears at the top of the list right after WhiteHouse.gov.

    Keep up the good work! Your almost the best at something!

    9 February 2010, 11:22 pm

  40. Lefty McLefterson:

    Thanks for proving my point.

    It’s easier for you to call me a wingnut than to try and defend your positions.

    11 February 2010, 7:51 am

  41. Willie Pete:

    I like how you use Conservative and Republican interchangably, and from what I’ve seen you think Democrats are awesome. Your political spectrum appears to have two colors: red vs. blue. So much for being open minded.

    2 March 2010, 7:48 pm

  42. Lefty McLefterson:

    If the shoe fits.

    Republicans are the ones who consistently align themselves with conservatives, the neo-conservative nutbags who made up the Bush administration, and most recently the tea-baggers (snicker).

    Do I think Democrats are awesome? Nope. I have said repeatedly that they, led by President Barack Hussein Obama, need to man up and spend some quality time holding down the Republicans in Congress and kick them repeatedly in the balls.

    Bipartisanship is not going to work as long as the Republicans care more about making the Democrats look bad than actually solving any of the problems our country faces.

    From your smattering of comments across my blog you seem like a real smart one. I can hardly wait to see what dropping of wisdom you’ll be sliming across my blog in the near future.

    2 March 2010, 7:57 pm

  43. Willie Pete:

    Hey, we agree on something. The neo-cons are nutbags. You say you served in the military. Do you really trust the government to do anything right after that?

    3 March 2010, 2:28 pm

  44. Lefty McLefterson:

    I think your comment above is disingenuous. Are you, as a conservative, suggesting that the military are a bunch of fuck-ups? I doubt you would have made that assertion during the Bush years.

    If the government screws everything up so completely, then why are the insurance companies so afraid of the public option? Could it be that medicare runs administrative fees somewhere in the single digits (2-10%) and private insurance companies run somewhere between 15-30%?

    I don’t think the government is perfect, but when it comes to running things that people’s lives depend upon I’ll trust them a whole lot farther than a corporation who’s only reason for existence is to wring as much money out of people as they can.

    7 March 2010, 12:26 pm

  45. Sarge:

    WOW, I did not know that Democrats could read or write. Let’s face facts. Because I disagree with President Obama, I am a racist. Because I did not vote for Obama, I am a racist.

    For all your yapping, remember this: It took a Carter to make a Reagan. Obama is making the next president look so good.

    To make it clear, we (Conservatives and Republicans) understand when something goes wrong you blame us. It is easier to throw stones, then to live up to the truth. The Truth is the Truth even if nobody believes it; A Lie is a Lie even if everyone believes it.

    It is clear the mass majority disapproves of Congress and the President plans to bankrupt America, so what do they do, full steam head.

    Wake up, stop drinking Kool-Aid, and start to drink some Tea. It will keep your mind clearer and maybe you will be able to see the truth.

    A True American,

    Sarge

    7 March 2010, 5:30 pm

  46. Lefty McLefterson:

    Dear Sarge,

    You didn’t actually say anything in your post. Would you like to try again?

    You conservatives had the country, including all three branches of government for 6 years out of the 8 of W’s term. All you people seemed able to do was expose us to the worst terrorism attack in the history of our country, piss away the surplus, start 2 wars on a credit card, and the run the economy into the ground.

    I’m a true American as well. But I see America the way an adult does. I can acknowledge her faults and try to fix them. You want to see American as a child. USA, USA, USA. You think that anybody who can acknowledge her faults is somehow unpatriotic.

    Take a breath and try again. Tearing you conservative idiots apart is the most enjoyable part of my blog.

    ~Lefty

    7 March 2010, 6:01 pm

  47. Sarge:

    To – Lefty “The Turd” McLefterson

    You are one self-righteous ass. I will be glad to stack my achievement against you and your 5 best liberal friends. Some of the most educated people in this country are dumb ass liberal. Including my sister in-law. She has a PhD. from Yale and still dumber than a rock. In case you never noticed that your professors were draft-dodging piece of shit, they hide from the war and got a teaching degree (because it was the easiest to get). Now they teach their left wing cowardly way to the youth of America.

    Yes, I am a veteran too, do you want to compare yours military serve to mine military serve, I am sure you would whimper in the corner.

    As far as blaming George W. Bush for everything you are just wrong. Yes, the market fell and fell hard. Let’s remember that Barney Frank and then Senator Obama pushed to lower standards to get a house or any loan. That is the one truth and the only truth that caused the fall of the stock market. If you cannot see that you are blind.

    I realize that you and I disagree; I am not a racist because I did not vote for the unqualified President. I am not a bigot for wanting illegal aliens deported. No matter how many time you and your left wing friends say it. Think about it this way, if I am racist or bigot, then you wanting a rapist jail make you a sexist.

    Yes, I do not want to pay more taxes, but if all said and done, I am sure that the charities that I support get more money then you pay in taxes. I like to decide were my money goes. I don’t think that my taxes should go to a woman that thinks that killing a baby is a choice the choice was having sex. If I think we need a Frisbee park I will pay for it, if I think we need tunnels made to allow turtles to go under the road rather than over it, I will pay for it.

    Let me decide were my money goes, not the government.

    True Hard Core Conservative – Sarge

    7 March 2010, 6:12 pm

  48. Sarge:

    Lefty McLefterson:

    Where to start?

    1. A big Amen to Ashley.

    2. “ABC, CNN, or MSNBC have some Liberal slant permeating their broadcasts” some liberal slant, you have to be kidding. They roasted George W. Bush and one Anchorman was fired for making up lies. Who are you trying to kid?

    3. You do not be a psychic to see what they say. Don’t lie to yourself, it just scary that you can’t see it.

    4. It is true that the final bill has not been written yet. We have seen the crap they put forth before and only plan on changing a few small things. It is true that most American are disgusted with “ObamaCare”, I guess you don’t see that on ABC, CNN, or MSNBC.

    5. You are wrong about this; they want to watch people who have different view. Why is that any view that does not agree with you or the President is bullshit. Maybe you should read a little more, rather than listening the left wing media.

    6. She did miss quoted President Obama. He said it would never break 8%. That is the truth, try it sometime you might like it.

    7. It is clear that your mind is made up about what to read and watch. I understand that it might cause you or some of your liberal friends to get a headache. Thinking is not a strong part of a liberal’s life. The difference between a Liberal and Conservative. Liberal follow like sheep and want the government to pay every for everything and Conservative make a stand, but willing to listen.

    I do not need links to prove my point, plus most links go to a web page that is slanted to your viewpoint. The fact is that I can find a web page to say almost anything; I can find one that says the world is flat. Start drinking Tea and your vision will get better and the maybe you will be able to see the truth. That Kool-aid is just sugar and flavored water. Tea has caffeine and helps people clear their minds.

    Yes it true – Sarge

    7 March 2010, 6:43 pm

  49. Sarge:

    Lefty McLefterson:

    Blame, Blame and Blame.

    You have no idea. I know the faults of my country and work to correct them. I don’t live in the past I work to the future. Yes, please blame the conservative for everything. I guess that the leader killing people of Iraq were killing men, women and children for fun means nothing to you. Being a liberal you believe that a baby is a choice anyway. I guess the left wing media that called our soldier baby killer can’t see the light that abortion is really killing a baby.

    The main fault of this country is white guilt, that is why we allowed an unqualified man become President of the greatest country the world has ever seem. You see people, like me, as a threat, because we don’t what government running our lives. I can only hope that the white guilt is over.

    In closing: it took a Carter to make a Reagan, Obama is starting to make a Palin. Live with that. All your hot air means nothing to an American like me.

    A True American – Sarge

    7 March 2010, 7:04 pm

  50. Lefty McLefterson:

    Oooh Sargie,

    Four emails in less than two hours? I must’ve hit a nerve.

    Well I’m not going to bother smacking you down tonight because quite frankly I’m playing video games and that’s a whole lot more important to me right now than wasting my time with an idiot like you.

    You keep ‘em coming tho’.

    Talk to you in a few days.

    Kisses,

    ~Lefty

    7 March 2010, 7:11 pm

  51. Robert B.:

    Dude, you are fuckin’ awesome, its nice to see other like minded people out there tearing the right wing/ conservative / fundamentalist nut jobs a new one. I am currently in the military so you know what it is like to be faced with right wing talking points constantly so it is nice to have a place to turn to at the end of the day, keep up the good work man
    peace.

    28 March 2010, 5:49 pm

  52. A NON MOOSE:

    Sarge, i am disappoint, but i’ll be your huckleberry…
    http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d6/Soniamdissapointreal.gif

    lern 2 inglish, plzkthx. you routinely FAIL to stay in the correct tense or to identify singular/plural nouns, among a myriad of other poor choices. here is an example:

    5. You are wrong about this; they want to watch people who have different viewS. Why is IT that any view that does not agree with you or the President is bullshit? (no, you should use a question mark here, you rhetorical dumbass.) Maybe you should read a little more, rather than listening TO the left wing media.

    … and “she did misquoted” jeebus farking kraist. i so am disappoint srs ly.

    i feel strangely sad for your PhD-wielding, liberal sister-in-law. that must intimidate you like standing next to a half-kenyan muslim president at the urinal. so why don’t you just lighten up there a little bit, francis?

    //lefty, you should maybe enable links, text-formatting and such. it would help fuel the fires of ragnarok here.

    27 April 2010, 7:33 pm

  53. Lefty McLefterson:

    Dear Sargie,

    I haven’t forgotten about you. I still just don’t care enough to bother expending the energy to make fun of you the way you truly deserve. Keep checking back tho’. This might be your lucky weekend.

    Kisses,

    ~Lefty

    5 May 2010, 7:07 pm

  54. Shelbaby:

    Hey, Robbie. If you’re complaining about Lefty not being intelligent enough for you, why is it okay that a “GENIUS” like your beloved GLENN BECK only went to ONE SEMESTER of college!? Please.
    Also, my dear boy, you’re simply not considering the fact that maybe a die-hard liberal/ democrat like myself might watch Glenn Beck every night, because I’m not completely closed-minded and ignorant like yourself and the rest of the people who share your political beliefs. A lot of left wingers watch right wing news so they can be aware of the other side. You should try it some time you ignorant scum.

    <3, Shelby – A 15 year old political enthusiast.

    25 May 2010, 2:00 pm

  55. John:

    Wow, your site is terrible. Not only is it not funny, but its poorly done. Do you know BP is an Obama contributor? I don’t see any disdain for that.

    4 June 2010, 3:11 pm

  56. Lefty McLefterson:

    My site is poorly done? Have you taken a look at the Drudge Report?

    Are you suggesting that President Barack Hussein Obama is personally responsible for the actions of every single entity who donated to his campaign?

    That sounds like really solid Conservative logic. The same kind of logic that explains how the universe was created in only 6 days and how Sarah Palin has impeccable foreign policy credentials.

    President Barack Hussein Obama (I love how that name bugs you guys) should be using this crisis as further evidence that America should pull its collective head out our collective ass and make a serious commitment to alternative energy sources.

    He’s not nearly as Liberal as you whiny little Conservative bitches seem to think he is.

    6 June 2010, 11:01 am

  57. Ainsley:

    Ooh I’m really scared of you IronySucks. It’s funny how the stupidity of liberal arguments just makes me more sure of my views as a conservative. I can’t believe a liberal can even speak of economics without being ashamed of the stimulus package. It’s basically taking a situation that’s already bad and deciding to make it worse. Oh and the crying baby picture doesn’t make any sense because from kindergarten kids in school are indoctrinated with liberal views. It amazes me how liberals can accuse republicans about something that is true about liberals! I also don’t feel that I can expose faulty logic without addressing the comments of LewisOfTheLeft. You really think that Bush should be tried for defendng our nation and people who are not powerful enough to defend themselves? Maybe you should open your eyes to the fact that there is evil going on in the world and our country has the means to stop it. When this is the case it becomes our resposibility to stop it. Terrorists don’t negotiate. As far as your stance on abortion goes, I’m surprised that you don’t think of taking the life of an innocent baby as “a crime against humanity.” The conservative stance on abortion is about value for human life. You wouldn’t like it if people decided that it should be legal to kill people with weak political arguments because it’s more convenient. You wouldn’t stand a chance. As far as gay rights go, they have all the same rights as everyone else. The only thing they can’t do is get married; since you have quite limited knowledge I feel compelled to inform you that marriage is a biblical concept. Since gay people don’t believe in the Bible then what is the point of them partaking in a biblical concept? I don’t know any conservatives who discriminate against gay people but one thing I do find discriminatory is what you say about Christians. You made the weak argument telling Christians to prove the existence of God but until you can prove that he doesn’t exist you should keep quiet about the issue because your ignorance is becoming abundantly clear. Oh and about the spell-check thing, as long as we’re talking about things that are completely irrelevent I should tell you that I don’t need to use spellcheck because I know how to spell. Oh and I also feel the need to point out that you had a couple run-on sentences in your comment. This makes me wonder whether you graduated from highschool or just decided to drop out and live off of welfare.
    +1

    27 June 2010, 11:31 am

  58. DLZ:

    Ainsley, it’s funny that you talk about us dropping out of school when you haven’t even heard of paragraphs before. Your big conservative wall of text would even make teenagers facepalm. Also, are you quite sure you know how to spell? I won’t talk about typing errors where a letter is missing because they are “irrelevent”, but maybe you should consider that spellchecker after all.

    That’s it for the technicalities. I will leave the tearing down of the actual argument to you, Lefty. I don’t want to steal your spotlight.

    28 June 2010, 11:00 am

  59. historiophiliac:

    Ainsley, your penis is showing.

    2 July 2010, 4:54 pm

  60. Lefty McLefterson:

    First off I really owe Sargie a reply to his rant from a couple of months ago, but I simply don’t give a shit.

    Okay Ainsley, let’s take a look at the adolescent ramblings of yet another right-winger crybaby.

    Wow, you’re a moron.

    No, kids aren’t indoctrinated in Kindergarden.

    Yes, Bush should be tried as a war criminal. You do realize that the one shot he actually had at defending our nation he blew. He’s the one who went on vacation for the month prior to 9/11. He’s the one who ignored the President’s daily intelligence briefing (6 Aug 2001) that said “Bin Laden determined to strike in US. He’s the one who used rendition and torture to get around the Geneva Conventions when following the law was too inconvenient. Let’s not forget the illegal wiretapping and disregard for civil liberties whenever he felt like it.

    Are you really a conservative who believes that the US should be the world’s policeman? Are you wiling to pay for it? Or are you one of the ones bitching and whining about our deficit while there are two wars (started by Obama’s predecessor) going on? If you’ve been bitching about the deficit you might want to shut your pie-hole.

    I love how the conservative stance is supposed to be value for human life, except for killing or deporting brown people, or possibly executing as many people as possible? Are you a big death penalty supporter as well with your conservative respect for human life? Or do the conservatives just want to be able to decide who lives and dies?

    Your description of the Republican stance of gay rights is just a tad inconsistent. You say they have all of the same rights and then in the very next sentence contradict that. I mean you’re a conservative so I guess I shouldn’t expect you to be rational or even consistent, but jesus dude. Your assertion that you don’t know any conservatives who would discriminate against gays really means that you are either a liar or you don’t know very many conservatives. You might try turning on the f’ing TV or using “the internets”.

    Let’s take another second and make something clear here. The bible is a work of fiction! You can get all worked up over gay rights and how your 6,000 year old book of mythology looks down on it, but it’s still just a book of fairy tales. You don’t get to claim that the concept of marriage comes from the bible any more than you get to claim that the zombie resurrection story (aka Jesus) belongs solely to the bible. The bible is a bunch of tribal stories told and retold, borrowed and stolen, from other tribes for thousands of years. But in the end it’s all just a hocus-pocus mumbo-jumbo superstitious bullshit.

    It’s also not my problem to prove that your make-believe God exists. If you’re the one making the assertion then that’s your problem. You can’t prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist either.

    ~Lefty “I’ll save you a seat by the fire” McLefterson

    ps Please don’t misinterpret the fact that I responded to your rant as respect for your opinions

    4 July 2010, 10:12 pm

  61. JamesF:

    Hey Lefty. I was looking for something you were describing to me, but instead I found this post, and I couldn’t help but reply…

    1.) Yes, kids are indoctrinated, starting in kindergarten. That is why every religion wants to get ahold of kids at a young age. But they are indoctrinated in schools. Haven’t you seen kids out holding protest signs during teachers strikes? Do you think they came up with that idea all on their own??

    2.) Presidents taking vacations are bad..ok got it;) Does also go for parties and Broadway shows at the Whitehouse? How about golfing? Watching basketball?

    3.) I for one would to have the US pull out of the UN and let the rest of world pick up the slack. The problem is that this would have a myriad of consequences at home. Foreign policy and national defense are the responsibility of the federal government..making sure people can retire, or have healthcare is not. So in times of tight $$, you have cut the things that are not absolutely necessary, including items that should not be under the fed’s anyways.

    4.) Funny argument comparing the death penalty to abortion. Doesn’t it strike as a bit odd to argue that convicted criminals(usually of grievous crimes) should have a right to life, but an innocent unborn(or maybe even if they are partially born) does not? I find it unbelievable that anyone thinks this way…

    5.) Gays have all the rights that I do, they want new rights. Fine with me. Propose an amendment and get it ratified. Or better yet, goto a state that allows you to do what you want. That is the beauty of the federal system. IF I live in MA and don’t think gay marriage is good..I can move. If I live in CA and think gays should be married, I can move to MA…no federal law is needed.

    6.) I think your thoughts on the Bible and the constitution are probably not that different;) Just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo that can say whatever you want it to. If someone wants to believe in the bible, why denigrate them? Does it harm you any more than someone being gay harms someone else?

    And still, after all that, if you point me to the item you were talking about earlier, I would like to look at it:)

    19 July 2010, 3:55 pm

  62. Ur Momma:

    I’m back bitches. The problem with liberal pieces of shit like you is you have 0 personal accountability. It’s never your fault you never deserve bad thing and everyone deserves good. People in general are worthless and sinful. That’s why the capatilism system is a perfect way to weed out stupidity and laziness to create a better society. We need to end welfare and start killing retards and cripples.

    As always GOD BLESS AMERICA

    3 December 2010, 11:59 am

  63. Bob Bitchin':

    Well lefty,

    Your site is growing and funny as ever. You know that shit-fuck conservative trash is not swayed by intelligent argument. Freedom of speech is not the same as the freedom to listen. Being a rabid politically-minded American (right or left) is kind of like rooting for your home sports team – you stick by them even when they’re 2-14. And they always bring up stupid shit about who they’re playing that week.

    Unfortunately, I think the GOP has been winning the fight for the American lay-there-and-take-it program for some time. It’s difficult to explain to people that even want to be like-minded how bad things are and have been since… If America dropping bombs on Guatemala in the 50s & 60s so we could get cheaper bananas didn’t raise a fuss, invading Iraq for oil now has developed into a reason to either pump your fist and yell, “Fuck yeah!” or resort to blogging or a bumper sticker to voice your disdain while… nothing major changes.

    Today someone will (really) die to further our collective greed. Is it really greed, though, if you’re not one of our core plutocracy? Many people I know drive cars and have a nice house & kids, not realizing the negative impact this has throughout the world. The American model for sustainability cannot be reproduced in any country larger than ours or the world would be stripped of its resources even faster, and everyone would think that country is as big of an asshole as ours.
    What if everyone in India or China had a car too? Debates over emissions would be moot – actually they already are, if you’re not from here. We’re only 5-6% of the world’s population, taking a third of the whole worlds’ resources and providing similar amounts of waste.

    But you tell a slack-jawed republican about that and it actually makes them feel good to know they shit on everyone else, or they don’t “believe” the statistics. Statistics, shit. Go somewhere other than your lazy boy (not ambitious man recliner) where you watch fox spew Murdoch’s corporate-appointed agenda and one would see where all of our “neccessities” are coming from – usually against that country’s will.

    But, hey, what do I care? I have a place & a few computers & food, so I shouldn’t give a rusted nutsack about other people in other countries too, right?

    We have the luxury to discuss (or spew about) our country’s economic & military policies because we’re here and not somewhere where American companies are shutting down local businesses and trying to privatize everything including the drinking water. I probably wouldn’t even have time to sit here & type this if I lived in Iraq. I’d probably be hoping some G.I. wasn’t going to kill me ’cause his girlfriend broke up with him ’cause he said he was going to be home 2 years ago while on my way to work for $.65/ hour.

    The problems of the world have, strangely enough, gotten past politics. Governments and big businesses could help, but not when they’re trying to rob everyone. Unfortunately, most businesses and governments that have the power to do something got us here in the first place and show no signs of letting up any time soon, and if you’re someone who has hatred and contempt – or a vague sort of pity – for those not like you, then you fell for the advertising campaign and probably think ‘Top Secret’ means you shouldn’t know for your own good, and not, “We’re some pretty cut-throat fuckers who don’t even care about people who support our agenda, and if you knew what we were really up to, you’d hate us too.”

    6 December 2010, 6:10 am

  64. Ur Momma:

    Dear Bob bitchin,
    YOu totally rationalize a bias of the conservative american as a red neck with no intelligence. This would be the same as me categorizing every liberal piece of shit like you as a hippy faggot who smokes weed and drinks chai tea and is still recovering from his labotomy. Now the whole point of conservatism is personal accountability. I come from a shitty home life my parents both do drugs and have done very little to raise me. Yet i work 40 hours a week as a senior have my own apartment and i will be attending a university for either political sciences or law next year. I have an IQ of roughly 150 classifying me as a genious and therfore i am not a slackjawed redneck. I HATE people like you because you stand for nothing and your so called open mindedness is your inability to stand for something. YOu move with the people not haveing beliefs of your own but the masses. I have seen the way your parties poor political choices have impacted society. MY biggest hatred is for welfare. It is a non essential program that wastes billions of hard working tax payers money on the ignorant trash that should be bred out of society with social darwanism. I am a major fan of the removal of blights from society such as the extremely low functioning mentally handicapped. If we were to not allow the unintellegent to breed the world would be a better place. That is the point of capatalism and competition to breed sucess and leave the week behind. ” America is a place where you can find something you are good at and you can work hard and capitalize upon it”-Sean Hannity

    Now another point i wish to make is that a huge problem with you liberals is your inability to do anything you feel is below you. You have to high of a sense of value. No job is below anyone noone is too good to do anything. Lifes all about doing the best you can and working your ass off when you do it. This is the only way to achieve happiness and people to often worry about what others have and not what they have.

    6 December 2010, 12:02 pm

  65. Rep Beast:

    Bob Bitchin’:
    Well lefty,

    Your site is growing and is gay as ever. You know that shit-fuck liberal trash is not swayed by intelligent argument. Freedom of speech is not the same as the freedom to listen. Being a rabid politically-minded American (right or left) is kind of like rooting for your home sports team – you stick by them even when they’re 2-14. And they always bring up stupid shit about who they’re playing that week.

    Unfortunately, I think those liberals have been sucking dick. It’s difficult to explain to people that even want to be like-minded how awesome things are and have been. If America dropping bombs on Guatemala in the 50s & 60s so we could get cheaper bananas didn’t raise a fuss, invading Iraq to kill terrorists now has developed into a reason to pump your fist and yell, “Fuck yeah!”.

    Today someone will (really) die to further our collective greed, and awesome-ness. Many people I know drive cars and have a nice house & kids, realizing the negative impact this has throughout the world, and liking it, cuz it’s awesome. The American model for sustainability cannot be reproduced in any country larger than ours, cuz we are awesome. What if everyone in India or China had a car too? Then it would be VERY crowded. Debates over emissions would be moot – actually they already are,(THANK GOD!). We’re only 5-6% of the world’s population, taking a third of the whole worlds’ resources and providing similar amounts of waste, and it powers freedom and happiness.

    But you tell a slack-jawed liberal about that and it actually makes them feel bad to know they just sit back and suck so much dick, instead of being productive. Go somewhere other than your lazy boy where you watch gay porn, usually against that country’s will.

    But, hey, what do I care? I have a place & a few computers & food, so I shouldn’t give a rusted nutsack about other people in other countries too, right?

    We have the luxury to discuss (or spew about) our country’s economic & military policies because we’re here and not somewhere where everyone is lazy. I probably would have even more time to sit here & type this if I lived in Iraq. I’d probably be hoping some G.I. was going to kill me ’cause his girlfriend broke up with him ’cause he said he was going to be home 2 years ago while on wasting my life away being worthless.

    The problems of the world have, strangely enough, gotten past politics. Governments and big businesses do help. Unfortunately, most businesses and governments that have the power to do something, have roles to play, other than suck dick. If you’re someone who has hatred and contempt – or a vague sort of pity – for those not like you, then you are awesome and probably think ‘Top Secret’ means you shouldn’t know for your own good, and not, “We’re some pretty cut-throat fuckers who don’t even care about people who support our agenda, and if you knew what we were really up to, you’d hate us too.” Which is good. :)

    6 December 2010, 12:12 pm

  66. God:

    HaHa, that other guy edited that post. Very good RepBeast. I’ll let you into heaven for sure.

    6 December 2010, 12:18 pm

  67. Left hero:

    To rep beast and ur momma you guys are so dumb u don’t have any right to tell me who i’m and what i do, and what i beilve in base on my political agenda you faggots!

    6 December 2010, 12:19 pm

  68. DLZ:

    Ur Momma: “I have an IQ of roughly 150 classifying me as a genious”
    Illiterate AND delusional. Men like you are the unbreakable shield that protects America from liberty and prosperity.

    And please, don’t say that we should get rid of all the mentally retarded. If we do that then there wouldn’t be any republicans to make fun of. :(

    6 December 2010, 5:52 pm

  69. Rep Beast:

    ha ha, we already have liberty and prosperity stupid. i like ur idea that im the sheild though. thanks tard. :)

    7 December 2010, 11:53 am

  70. Ur Momma:

    Dear left hero:
    I have every right to observe fucks like you in MY environment and notice what you are and what you act like, and how fuckin gay your pussy-footed agenda is. YOU make america weak. YOU suck dick. YOU are the problem. God is the solution.

    7 December 2010, 12:04 pm

  71. Left hero:

    Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. – Seneca the Younger

    7 December 2010, 12:17 pm

  72. Bob Bitchin':

    This is actually kind of fun…

    Dear god (small ‘g’ on purpose):

    While you’re probably some – Oh, who cares who you really are & what you really do (hint: nobody), you do a good job of illustrating how religion really works. The pastor, priest or bishop says, “God wants this and hates that and deserves this – usually money and blind devotion – and will reward/punish/annoy accordingly” and I always found it creepy & ironic that what God wants is always the same as all the petty, prosaic, actually demonic things the church leader wants. Thank you. And god bless.

    Rep beast,
    I would respond to you, but you only changed a couple of things I posted and added such interesting, insightful points, I don’t even know where to begin. I think the only thing you really did was make my point…

    Lastly,

    YOur Mommy (Ur is a city in ancient Sumeria and ‘yer’ or something like that makes more sense),
    I would rip you an asshole the size of ur mouth, but it’s probably already that big. Actually, all kidding aside – Oh, and just so you know, although I am greatly disturbed by the amount of propaganda (the media, specifically Eddy Bernays, Freud’s nephew, changed the term to ‘Public Relations’ after the Nazis made the term unappealing, but it still means the same thing) you’ve absorbed at such a tender age, and I think Lefty is actually too nice on you all, I’m just fucking with you in a (to me) light-hearted manner, BUT I just think if ya all are as smart as u say, you should sound like it (and what the fuck is up with all the spelling errors? Actually, I don’t want to go there, cuz my peeve against most of the liberal posts is that they seem bent on correcting grammar).

    I am actually very proud of you for getting your shit together after what sounds like a truly horrible upbringing. I have a degree in counseling and know from personal experience that MOST people let that kind of stuff keep them from moving forward in a healthy manner. Congrats & good luck to you, sir.

    Sorry I’m not going to get into it with you more, but I’m not the type of person who kicks people in the nuts when they spread their legs.

    Actually, the other reason is that me and some of my friends are mourning the loss of one of our friends that died in the middle east exactly one year ago. No, he wasn’t a soldier, he was a teacher at a university there with liberal views. No one says he was killed, but I’m sure he wasn’t popular there, and I have my doubts… The only point I want to make is that OUR position as Americans is tentative in almost every other part of the world right now, not in spite of, but because of the attitude of the negative responses I’ve seen to this and similar sites. I really hope you have as high of an IQ as you say, or I’m SERIOUSLY wasting my time which could be much better spent. Oh, and I don’t actually doubt you about your assertions of your own intelligence. I know there’s a difference between being intelligent & being educated, and I know grammar isn’t always the best indicator. Maybe you’re good at math or art instead…

    For those of you who want to stay in your hometown 4ever and never see what the rest of the world is like FOR REAL, then it’s really easy to be so hateful and narrow-minded, but there’s a lot of people from here right now having to travel under the guise of being Australians, Canadians or Brits because they fear for their safety abroad. And for what? Some semi-literate punk’s smugness? Before you take that last sentence personally, I’m actually referring to A LOT OF PEOPLE in America. Enough to elect Bush twice, fight his wars, capitalize on his business loop-holes, or just defend him on a blog and think they are in the right (no pun intended).

    I have a degree, but I am actually a businessman and former stockbroker (everyone else throws their creds up here, so wtf?). I was in the office went the market collapsed. Between every two guys’ computers were stock market screens, and every company except two were lit up red when I came in that morning. Out of over 100 brokers and financial advisers, only 4 of us were Democrats. In most work places I’ve been, it’s bad form to talk about religion or politics openly, but there we had screens turned to market-oriented channels all day and when certain decisions were ratified or discussed in the house or senate concerning business, we’d turn them to C-Span, and the other brokers would start yelling at the screen, calling Pelosi a cunt and Obama a nigger and shit like that. Any company I had heard of that had settled for hundreds of millions of dollars for frauding their customers or embezzling from their workers’ pensions were actually the better stocks to solicit. To keep America ‘on top’. Not only am I a liberal, I’m an atheist and I still felt like I was going to go hell if I stayed there. Oh, and just so you know, most brokers, despite the months and months (sometimes years) it takes to test to become a broker, are complete fucking idiots. Only one guy that I heard knew our collapse was going to have repercussions on every other country in the worlds economy. Everyone else thought it was going to be like in the 80s and thought they could cash in.

    Anyway, I’m tired of writing and have to go drink and mourn my friend. Sorry Americans aren’t united about our root assumptions for this county’s founding and continuance.

    Oh, well…

    P.S. I really meant congrats to you.

    11 December 2010, 7:26 am

  73. Ur Momma:

    My grammar is terrible i know. As you can tell my reasoning is logos based because i am a logical person. I view everything without emotion and therefore i feel my views are better. I can remove my own experiences and my own position to pick my views…even if my life sometimes contradicts those views. I do not feel sympathy for others because i believe everything has a purpose. IF your friend died it happened for one of two reasons. One he truly was a good man and he got the chance to leave this world, or he was truly an ignorant man who made to risque moves and he paid for his beliefs with his life(not trying to be rude here.) Now my friend posted a couple of these posts under my name. I am not a god fearing individual i am in fact an agnostic who believes if energy can be mass and we can have beings of mass than a being of energy is nothing to far fetched. And if this being of energy existed it would have great power. I honestly don’t fret to much over my beliefs and how correct they are. I just try to do right by me. I treat people how i feel they deserve, I don’t Lie, I dont need religion or the fear of god to encourage me to do whats right. I do whats right because everything comes back to you. I am not saying i believe in this massive universal karma system but i do believe that the way you treat others is the way you will get treated. I think life is not black and whit but rather a grey and the answers cannot be simple. I do not feel my life is anything special and there is no reason any other individual can’t accomplish what i did or even more. People need to learn to be accountable for there own actions and take life into there own hands. I do appologize for my teribble grammar and my inability to communicate my thoughts clearly over the computer, i type at 30wpm and think at least 4 or 5 hundred a minute lol

    13 December 2010, 12:06 pm

  74. Bubba:

    Wow! A leftist blog! Do you and your two friends have fun on here? In case you haven’t heard, the revolution was over in the late 60s. The conservative revolution is the new thing. You should put down your bong and wade through your jr college books to get out more!

    13 December 2010, 1:17 pm

  75. Right Hero:

    left hero you like dick in your butt

    3 January 2011, 11:14 am

  76. american freedom:

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    3 January 2011, 11:22 am

  77. Lefty McLefterson:

    You forgot to say “Fuck Yeah”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

    12 January 2011, 3:37 pm

  78. Billybuzzbomb:

    Is it evil of me to hope, that should the rapture actually occur, I hope it has a slightly different result than what has been advertised?
    My day dreams of the rapture include ass and vagina cancer for the likes of pailin, coulter, beck and the rest of their ilk and brownie sundaes for the rest of us. If there is a jesus, I hope he returns and infects every christian, conservative republican zealot with the aforementioned cancers and throws a party for every sane person left.
    And for what it’s worth I have never voted for a liberal or a democrat…

    17 January 2011, 8:35 am

  79. Lefty McLefterson:

    BBB, you may not have voted Liberal, but you’re at my site so maybe there’s hope for you yet.

    As far as your take on the rapture…Amen brother.

    But actually, if the rapture should occur…

    A world without Christians would be a whole lot closer to paradise on Earth for me.

    17 January 2011, 9:03 am

  80. Billybuzzbomb:

    I’m praying right now to myself as a god that this same said eden/paradise does come on the day of their rapture and bring us ice cream. Because really the only awesome thing about religious blowhards is how much fun it is to see their doe eyed non-responses when faced with all of the tough questions (many of which you occasionally hit upon here) in which their beliefs in their god and their beliefs in their politics collide. This short circuiting of what passes for their collective intellect is the most beautiful example of cognitive dissonance yet.
    I am glad that there are others who still have the patience to beat back this fucktard hoarde.

    And for what it’s worth I have never voted for a republican either. I guess you could classify me as absolutely disenfranchised. It is nearly impossible for me to comprehend that we are limited by law to a 2 party system. And don’t even get me started on the electoral college. Of note though these things do not keep me from actively participating in this country’s goings on. Like the tracking of House/Senate ethics charges which of course never amount to any tangible punishment but clearly come from both parties en masse.
    Also a veteran who has done a tremendous amount of anti-recruiting while I was in and after.

    17 January 2011, 9:55 am

  81. wedding day:

    I discovered your blog site on google and checked out a few of your earlier posts. Continue to keep up the work. I just added your RSS feed to my MSN News Reader. looking forward to reading more from you later on!

    6 February 2011, 3:25 am

  82. Regina Parbs:

    You accomplished several good points there. I did analysis online across the situation and situated almost all folks go along with with all your site.

    11 April 2011, 12:00 am

  83. Mr. Ed:

    Lefty I would like to see your reply to JamesF’s comment in July 2010.

    Anyway, I am really disappointed in this discussion, especially at how you talk to those who contribute to your site. The language you use is very degrading and shadows your intellect. I believe you would be much more effective if you focussed on creating solid arguments and left out the b/s.

    I am a conservative, but I am very open-minded when it comes to considering what is best for our country. I do believe that we should be careful not to bury our heads so deep in one ideology that we miss opportunities to support policies that will actually work for current issues.

    I think we should stop trying to blame Bush or Obama for this and that and try to think constructively about how to solve our most important problems which currently are economic and foreign.

    You may be intelligent, but unfortunately it appears that your intellect is being wasted bashing one side while not coming up with anything to solve the issues you say they created. So, all you have created is a bandwagon of anger. Congratulations.

    21 April 2011, 7:10 pm

  84. Lefty McLefterson:

    Eddie,

    I looked back through both my posts and comments and I can’t figure out what you’re talking about. Why don’t you post a link to the comment you’re talking about. As unlikely as it seems, JamesF and I are friends so sometimes we get to talk about this stuff and don’t bother sharing.

    If you’re a conservative I doubt that you’re open minded about what’s good for the country.

    If you want to have a rational discussion (or even irrational) with me about something then why don’t you start it. Don’t quote Beck, Hannity, or whoever the hot right-wing whacko of the day may happen to be, but come in with your own analysis and understanding of the facts rather than just regurgitating talking points.

    I’m not a politician and it’s not my job to find solutions for everything that’s wrong with the country. Would you like to hear my 3 point plan for fixing Social Security?

    And please don’t whine to me about how I’m too mean on my own website. The conservatives have repeatedly demonstrated that they don’t understand anything but hatred, vitriol, and violence. And to be quite honest, I don’t really feel like taking any crap on my own website.

    ~Lefty

    ps I initially read this at midnight when I got home from work last night. If I had answered then I wouldn’t have been nearly as nice.

    22 April 2011, 7:30 am

  85. Mr. Ed:

    very good, so you assume that i am not open minded based only on the fact tat i do not share all the same views as you. you also assume that i will quote beck and hannity and other “whackos,” this does nothing to support whatever you are trying to get across. your third paragraph is all assumptions about me based on nothing but me stating i am conservative, it is unfortunate that you resort to these tactics. then you tell me i am whining, very good. great job at trying to make me look bad without knowing more than the fact that i have conservative views.

    i especially wanted you to respond to jamesFs comment on the death penalty and abortion comparisson. i personally am not for the death penalty and do believe that the prison system needs a serious makeover, but i was interested to hear your views on his comment.

    22 April 2011, 10:25 am

  86. Lefty McLefterson:

    Ed,

    Are you under the impression that we’re friends? That I care what you think about me? If your goal is to be irritating then “Mission Accomplished” Ed.

    It’s really amazing how you come onto my site and complain how I’m not nice to your conservative friends, while you have an entire television network, ironically with “News” in the name that spends all day every day talking shit about Liberals and Democrats.

    I think you mean that in my 2nd paragraph above I make assumptions that you’re close minded AND that you don’t care about what’s best for the country, since your name isn’t a paragraph, Ed.

    The Republican social agenda makes me want to puke. The Republican economic agenda is idiocy and a long term plan for economic ruin. So if you want to identify yourself with those guys then yup, I’m gonna make some assumptions about you. First and foremost that you’re shortsighted at best and a selfish idiot at worst. Which is it Ed?

    Have you heard the way conservatives make their arguments? Just look through the dribble on this site. How much of the crap they come up with are direct quotes from your Fox News talking points. Jesus man, am I supposed to play stupid and pretend that isn’t the case.

    Post the link to JamesF’s comment if you want me to respond. I really don’t feel like figuring out what you’re talking about.

    Again, a little reminder Ed. We’re not friends. If you have something to say then spit out out. Otherwise, go troll somebody else’s blog.

    22 April 2011, 11:08 am

  87. Mr. Ed:

    ok friend. i see that this website was formed for the sole purpose of bashing anyone right of center. im glad you found an outlet for that. i am merely leaving a comment on a blog that i happened to stumble upon. like anyone else who is leaving comments on your blog. apparently the mainstream media has permanently shoved your head up your ass. people like you would rather spend all their time bashing republicans and blaming gwb for every one of today’s problems than actually come up with some meaningful constructive insight. people like you will sit around all day in your coffee shops quoting rachel maddow because shes so funny, discussing how its so unfair how the wealthy arent paying enough taxes, how its unfair that GE did not pay any tax, and not offer a bit of constructive insight as to a solution. so, if you align yourself with these people, the by your logic i am forced to assume you are a weak-minded gullable bottom-feeder. but thats not my logic. nice blog lefty glad you have so much to contribute to society.

    25 April 2011, 12:01 pm

  88. Lefty McLefterson:

    Ed,

    I seem to have upset you. You sure know how to light up a guy’s day.

    You’re now 0 for 3. Give me the goddamn URL for the JamesF’s comment you want me to respond to so badly. I am not going to comb through the last 4 years of my site to explain something to you.

    Now you get to the part where you get to talk about people like me? You don’t know shit Ed. I don’t quote Rachel Maddow. In fact I don’t even watch her show. She’s boring, although informative. In fact I don’t watch MSNBC (shocker hunh?). I don’t sit around in coffee shops because espresso is overrated and I make better house blend coffee at my house. Are you certain you haven’t gotten me confused with some Hanna Barbara cartoon featuring beatniks?

    I offered to solve Social Security the other day, but you don’t seem interested.

    And while we’re talking about people with their heads shoved up their ass (your words this time, not mine). Why don’t YOU explain to me why it’s okay for GE to not pay any taxes, while at the same time GOP members whine about how corporations in the US are subject to ridiculously high corporate tax rates?

    25 April 2011, 1:30 pm

  89. Mr. Ed:

    ok here it goes.

    1) So now you can understand where I am coming from, where you talk shit about me that you know nothing about. You want to make generalizations about me based on my philosophies, I can do the same right? Glad I got my point across, unfortunately it had to be in that manner.

    2) JamesF’s comment: “Funny argument comparing the death penalty to abortion. Doesn’t it strike as a bit odd to argue that convicted criminals(usually of grievous crimes) should have a right to life, but an innocent unborn(or maybe even if they are partially born) does not? I find it unbelievable that anyone thinks this way… ” And by the way I don’t believe in the death penalty, I take a more liberal position when it comes to the correctional system.

    3) You did not sound serious when you offered to “solve social security” especially because that is a very bold statement. But sure if you can “solve” it I would like to hear how.

    4) I never said it was “okay” for GE not to pay any corporate income tax, I said that the left would prefer to whine about it then get into a solution. Personally I think that this is a way more complex issue than a simple tax code modification. One reason GE did not pay any taxes is due to a net operating loss carryforward from prio year losses, which I think you will agree is perfectly fine. Another is the deferred taxable income that is held in foreign corporations. The corporations can continue to do business overseas and pay tax at a lower rate. They will be taxed on the cash that gets repatriated out of earnings and profits. If we raise the rate here, more of their business will be moved overseas along with jobs. One solution may be to apply the subpart F and PFIC rules that apply to passive activity of foreign corporations. The passive activity is taxed currently and considered a dividend even if it is not distributed to the US owners. This does not apply to active trade or business operations, which is why GE Capital is doing most of its business within the US and the remainder of GE is generally doing business overseas. I think we should try to apply the same rules to all income types, or possible charge interest on the unpaid taxes. Also, if we lowered the corporate tax rate here, we would have more jobs and more tax revenues, because less capital would be employed overseas. There would also be more tax revenues from personal income taxes as more dividends are paid currently. This is speaking just about GE and corporate income tax on a very basic level.

    26 April 2011, 8:51 am

  90. Lefty McLefterson:

    Ed, you’re not nearly as entertaining when you’re calm and lucid.

    I’ll let you know that right after I post this I will be offline for about a week, so just wait until next Thursday and we’ll continue the discussion.

    As for JamesF’s comment. You saw it here first. Lefty is pro-death penalty in theory, but not necessarily in the way it’s implemented. It’s certainly a big ball of fuckup down in Texas, where they seemingly take joy in executing even the retarded. W better watch out.

    I start from the standpoint of this. Are there crimes that are so heinous that they deserve capital punishment? You bet your ass! The bill of rights (article V) says that people won’t “be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law”. And let’s also be clear about the fact that if you kill somebody for a crime and they’re innocent, there’s no way of fixing it. So you’d better be goddamn certain that you’re right. We’ve gotten it wrong quite a bit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_exonerated_death_row_inmates)

    But let’s be clear. I think to draw a comparison between abortion and the death penalty is a false equivalence. Fetuses aren’t children, they’re not people, they’re not innocents. They’re really not anything unless you want them to be. For right now I think that viability outside of the uterus is a pretty goddamn good dividing line. A woman’s right to choose trumps your right to be pissed off about it.

    Solving Social Security is actually pretty easy. I would be really interested in seeing mathematical models for the implementation of the following steps. I don’t even think all three would be necessary.

    Lefty’s 3 point plan

    1) Remove the Social Security tax cap (currently $106,800).
    Right now people stop paying into Social Security after being taxes on the first $106,800. This is purely regressive. That means that Joe Schmoe pays 6.2% of his income (temporarily reduced to by 2% by President Obama) into Social Security. However, Danny Dillhole who makes $250,000 a year only pays 2.6%, and Ronnie Republican who makes $1,000,000 only pays 0.6%. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s some bull-shit!

    2) Explore the possibility of raising the retirement age.
    Figure out what the relationship between the 65 year retirement age versus life expectancy in 1937-40 (subtracting the effect from WWII) in comparison to today and raise that age accordingly, or at least to the level that makes SS completely solvent through the baby boomer bulge.

    3) Make it a means based benefit.
    This one really pisses conservatives off and I’m sure they’ll start whining about welfare. Here’s the deal. If you’re got so much income in retirement that you don’t need Social Security then good for you, you won’t get it. If however, you’re grandma who’s one bounced check from eating catfood then you need it. If I have to stiff the rich to keep elderly out of poverty, I won’t be shedding any tears.

    I have the feeling that Step 1 above would get us so close to solving SS that steps 2 and 3 might not even be necessary. But like I said. There aren’t any mathematical models out there that let you explore those changes.

    I’ll be back next week and we’ll discuss GE. Send me a nasty email on Wednesday afternoon if you really want to make sure I remember.

    26 April 2011, 9:42 am

  91. bad ass:

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    13 October 2011, 7:07 pm

  92. David Neale:

    Putting aside the deep, meaningful and especially relevant comment from bad ass, above, one fact seems to me to be particularly important.

    Through time immemorial, the world has seen that politicians of every type, colour, creed, race and nationality, of each and every political persuasion, are collectively the most vile and wicked people that could be imagined. Only when gullible people have voted for them,( where, that is, those politicians haven’t imposed themselves after artistic use of the machine gun ), can it be seen that they are collectively the most useless bunch of self-seeking, arrogant and selfish hypocrites that ever adorned the face of this benighted planet.

    There are certain individual politicians who seem to have the ‘right stuff’. Whilst I have no truck whatever with communism, I often wished that we could have had someone of the sheer intelligence and goodness of Mikhail Gorbachev as head of state. There have been others, both in the US, Britain … you name the country … but there have been precious few.

    Ally totally useless and venal politicians to the machinations of organised religion, no matter what the nature of the latter, and we have a recipe for horror, disaster, murder, mayhem and the destruction of ordinary and decent society. Quite simply, ‘they’ will stick it to us.

    God Rot them all.

    Thank you if you managed to get through this rant, and may your particular God or Providence bless you. Apologies for any typos. I don’t see them easily on-screen.

    23 October 2011, 1:59 am

  93. JCK:

    You are such a douche bag and you’re clueless, makes me want to punch you in the face!!! You’re such a dick!!! You just assume Bush was dumb just cause your media told you to. Argh!!! You’re such a dick!!! Times were the best during both Bush’s you fuckin’ idiot!!!

    10 June 2012, 6:51 pm

  94. JCK:

    Obama is a Chicago-thug politician who stole the Illinios Senate Seat and Stole the White Hosue and is a SCAM artist who all you cattle just believe mindlessly!!! He is weakening America, he feels he is above the law and doesn’t follow shit!!!

    10 June 2012, 6:53 pm

  95. JCK:

    Ok Dickhead… So you actually beleive that Bush started a war for oil and Haliburton. You want big unions to continue to take money from the workers to lobby the government and make more money than the private sectors, better wages, better benefits, better pensions, but, the tax payers have to pay for that and public employees too. We need to pay railroad ticket takers $100K a year instead of hiring the kids who take the tickets at the movie theatres. Constant government hand-outs a douche bag in the White House who doesn’t belong there!!! Holy shit you’re soooo far gone!!! FUCK YOU DICK HEAD!!!!

    10 June 2012, 7:03 pm

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